Hermione: Ron, you are such a prat!
Ron: So are you Her-my-own-ninny!
Hermione: Are you mocking me???
Ron: Maybe!
Hermione: I hate you!
Ron: And I hate you!
Hermione: Fine, then I'll go kiss Harry!
Ron: NO!
Hermione: What? Why not?
Ron: I don't want you to kiss Harry... the only person I want you to kiss... is me.
Hermione Oh Ron... I love you.
Ron: I love you too, Hermione.
Harry: Hey, what about my kiss???
H/R: SHUT UP!!!
Harry: Alright, I'll just go make out with Ginny then!
Ron: Yeah, go do tha- WAIT YOU BLOODY MOTHER F-----!
Hermione: Ron...?
Ron: What?
Hermione: Kiss me!
Ron: Yeah, baby!!!

Now that you're done...isn't that the funniest thing? It might be a Harry Potter fan thing though, so I'm not sure...if you agree.