2002 Contrary to popular belief, 18.023 is NOT "math for masochists" ~  They just couldn't have all these...unbridled women all over MIT ~ What did you think about that guy in the white shirt, He's young?  What about you?  Listen, I don't think ~ It's ADAM THREEWAY ~ Are those whores?  ~ Oooooo, he's prettty ~ Tenure means never having to say sorry ~ Legolas did my laundry while I was gone ~ Have you met anyone you wouldn't mind NOT dating? ~ Are you calling me a horse racist?? ~ I get physics, I'am soooo cool! ~ Why are all the ones I like gay? ~ Angles are so archaic ~ SHIRLEY PAAGAL HAI!! ~ I need to get lettuce sauce ~ We HAVE to go support our boyfriend(s) on his/their opening nite! ~ Oh we have pets now ~ Na and Cl just loooove to go at it ~ I've stopped making new friends because my valence shell is full ~ Thank god there are no girl elves around here ~ As Asians, we all came together under one big brown and yellow tent ~ That fairy was NOT naked ~ When it comes down to it, I like dorky people ~ I don't date men, I marry them ~ Now, to the dark side of partial derivatives ~ NYC is so dirty and mean-spirited.  Hm, like you ~ Compared to my comforter, yours hasn't seen enough action ~ Lebanese? Explain to me what those are ~ Our ditzy man-obsessions exist to counterbalance our profound insights ~ What a weird function you are ~ Without power naps, I have no power ~ Better broaden parameter for men hunt ~ man if i could actually find him on he-bay, i would have gotten him for you ~ yeah i think they should make it  policy for all the hot ones to do it in their underwear ~ I hope my boy comes back and beats his own costume's ass ~ Are you SHIRLEY LI Shirley? ~ It’s saying “atiyyyaa, look at me, I’m all alone!!!” ~ I only know movie stars...not mere mortals... ~ I wanna catch a star…. NO, I didn’t say I wanna catch a man did I ~ VLM aka very large machine ~ I want a SMART men-brothel ~ Legolas's seen much, he wouldn't mind polygamy ~ I feel bad for homeless people, that one was hot too! ~ Wait, so I am too short to date you? YEAH, and the fact that you’re a girl!