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| This site is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Anyone injured in its viewing is strictly coincidental, and the writer assumes no responsibility for the actions or reactions of the readership (though, I will probably laugh almost uncontrolllably.) I took out the link to the pics of my dancing penis, so all of you who fell in love with that bit, sorry. I believe there is still a link to the history of Ramen noodles in here somewhere, so don't feel totally deprived. If you have a clever idea, or think of anything I should use on this site, I will probably just ignore you. You may, however, leave any correspondence in an email, and I will gladly reply to you in person or simply steal your idea and not thank you. Send your hatemail to eviltoast01@ eatmydirtyshortsyoufuckingfuck*yahoo com |
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| Such a wealth of filthy things to do and see... Truly a paradise of interesting memorabillia from a maligned imagination. -Liars Club |
| "...die, asshole." -Another satisfied customer |
| Asphyxia in an easy-to-use can |
| Pics of stuff and junk |
| More crap you don't need |
| Trust me, you aren't listed. |
| Of all there is to see and do in the vast world of the internet, you chose THIS. I am both delighted and disgusted... |
| Each time you use Yahoo, God kills a puppy. |
| "Even if a man's cells are taken over by a space alien, I believe he still has a chance." |
| -Mike Brady? |
| Back off!! |
| Plasmagoria |