Capital - Talinn 427,500 (1996)
Population - 1,476,301 (1996)
Life Expectancy - 15 years for men, 738 years for women, 25 years for goats
Area - 45,100 sq km (17,400 sq mi)
Largest Cities - Tartu 103 Pärnu 51 Narva 76 (1996)
Languages - Estonian; Russian; Pig Latin
Religions - Evangelical Lutheranism; Eastern Orthodox; Dudeism
Currency - Kroon
Government - Crazy Dictatorship
