"Don't Lick the Snail!"

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Minister of Finance announces more spending on weapons to defend the country from idiots...Killer Puffs to play in Africa Cup!...Vasis-Avende seeks Security Council position...Alleged UFO sighting revealed to be hoax. Aluminium-wrapped cows were used in the videotape.

Welcome to the Neutral Territory, the state capital of Vasis-Avende. I hope your flight was comfortable. 

I apologize for the mess here. The Herbergia DeVenlura International Airport is undergoing extensive renovation at the moment. However, our staff is ready to assist you to make your stay in our fair nation a pleasant one.

Please let us know if there's anything you need. Oh, and do try our special delicacy called the Puff Whoops Delight, which is made from our national animal, the man-eating poisonous puff snail.

Vasis-Avende's Current Development:
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