Part 6.
"Hey.. Mark... Are you okay?" Dave scooted sideways to the edge of the bed, with little Double-D Greene still in his arms. "Here... You can hold Dave.. I'm sorry for hitting you.."
Mark cocked a brow and look at the baby wriggling in his wife's arms. "Dave? You named him Dave after one Lamaze class with that jerk?? I thought you named him Dweezil."
Jerk?! Dave held back the urge to smash the water jug over his Mark's gleaming dome, and shrugged. "I was never much of a Zappa fan.. Were you??"
Mark laughed slightly and shook his head. "No.. Not really.. Do you really want to name him Dave?"
Dave sighed. "No.. I guess not... Andy's a neat name.. I guess he looks like an Andy." He picked up the baby and held him out in front of him slightly. "Actually.. He looks more like a Dilbert.. Dilbert Greene.."
Mark scowled, he was NOT naming his son Dilbert.
Dave squirmed in bed. "Can I go home now?? I.. I don't want to be here, D-.. Mark. Can we go home now?"
"Home? Elizabeth... You just gave birth.. It'd be best if you stayed overnight at least. Just to make sure you and.." Mark paused. "What are we naming him now?"
"Ludwig.." Dave replied stoicly.
"Riiiiiiight.. Ludwig.. Just to make sure you and Ludwig are okay."
"So we leave Aenescumb in the nursery. That's all.. I really want to go home Mark.. Please?" Dave whined pitifully.
Mark groaned. "Elizabeth.. I'm not naming my son Aenescumb.. You know how he'll much he'll get beat up in the school yard?"
Dave's lip quivered and false tears rolled down his cheeks. "You're okay with Ludwig, but you have something against Aenescumb??"
"Well.. No... I mean.. If you want to name him Aenescumb.." Mark stammered. Damn.. What had he done!?
"Actually no.. I think we should call him Jesus. Or Moses.. What do you think of Moses??" Dave pouted.
"Moses Greene? Are you sure?? Elizabeth.. Maybe it's best we talk about this later." Mark sighed heavily.
"What about Aethelbeorht... Or Ardwolf?" Dave said wounded, trying not to laugh.
"ARDWOLF!? Elizabeth?? Are you N-" Mark broke off and took a deep breath.. "Have you been reading that old English baby names book again?"
"N-no..." Dave lip his lip and looked away, he really was on the verge of laughing. Truth was, he had.. Elizabeth had shed her scary apron and meat cleaver and went upstairs to change before lamaze, leaving Dave to wander the downstairs. He found the book under the table leg in the den, fixing a very bad wobble. Dave had laughed out-loud. It looked very possible that Mark had tried to fix the table and gave up, sticking Elizabeth's book under the leg. Duct tape.. A man's best friend.. At least a man who didn't know anything about fixing something that required a hammer and nails.
"Elizabeth..." Mark stared at Dave exasperated. He would *NOT* name
his son Ardwolf Wolfgang Greene..
The following section would be considered R-rated for sexual scenes.. You have been warned. But for those who are sick enough to see Elizabeth in Dave's body doing it with Dave's girlfriend. Continue on my friends!
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It had gotten quite dark and she looked at the watch that wasn't hers, that was strapped to a wrist that definitely wasn't hers and looked up into the dark night sky. It was 11 o'clock at night and this was a pretty rough neighbourhood, hopefully Elizabeth could find his place before the nuts and thugs came out to play.
Elizabeth shoved the olive coloured hand into the pockets of Dave's scrub pants, the fingers wrapped around his wallet which contained his driver's licence and address.
She wandered up the sidewalk, Dave's battered sneakers tromping through puddles and filling with water. Elizabeth swore at his shoddy footwear and glanced up to find a cute blonde in tight red leather pants barrelling toward her and leaping into her arms.
The woman wrapped her arms around Elizabeth's neck and her legs wrapped around her waist. "Dave! I phoned the hospital and they said you were in an accident!!!"
Elizabeth stumbled slightly and managed to show the bandages on her hands.
The woman, who Elizabeth now had ascertained was Cindy, gasped. "God! What happened to your hands!"
Elizabeth was thoroughly sick of standing in a puddle and walked to the apartment building with Cindy wrapped around her like a whitetrash vine on a pole.
"Mal- I mean. I was fixing the fuse box at Dr.Corday's.."
Cindy's astonishment was shortlived as she started kissing her boyfriend's neck and moved to his lips, sticking her tongue down his throat. "Ooohhh Dave... Mmmm.. I missed you.." She moaned as Elizabeth stood at the foot of the apartment steps too stunned to move.
Finally she loosened Cindy's embrace and looked the woman over. Tight, red leather pants glided over her round hips, wrapping themselves around her small waist. An equally tight, cropped, black t-shirt, finished off the look and showed off Cindy's flat stomach and belly ring.
Cindy snapped her gum loudly and ran a manicured hand through her long, bleached hair. "Come on Dave... Come upstairs.. We can watch the hockey game.. Toronto's playing Ottawa... I think Toronto's kicking a little Senator ass.." She grinned and goosed Elizabeth. "Speaking of ass.. Come on.. I want to get me some."
Cindy giggled, taking Elizabeth by the hand and nearly dragging her up the flights of stairs. "Come ON!"
She raced into the bedroom leaving Elizabeth standing in the livingroom and looking around the apartment. It wasn't a bad flat considering the poor neighbourhood it was in. As Elizabeth finally started to relax, a large rat scurried across the floor and behind a loose baseboard.
Elizabeth yelled in fright causing Cindy to stumble from the bedroom half undressed with handfuls of sex toys. "What!? Look.. I'm sorry if I touched any of your damn CDs.. Danny was by earlier and borrowed a couple. I didn't think you'd mind. Slowly Cindy followed Elizabeth's gaze to the baseboard and she sighed heavily.
"Honestly Dave.. You are such a GIRL!! Shit even I'm not afraid of mice.. I don't know how your brother ever put up with you!" She rolled her eyes and gave Elizabeth a playful swat on the arm.
"Now come ON!!!" Cindy dragged Elizabeth into the bedroom and threw her backwards onto the bed with a soft thump, before she knew it handcuffs were slipped around Dave's wrists and she was shackled to the bed.
Cindy grinned. "Now then...." She crawled on her belly towards Elizabeth, tugging at the scrub pants and pulling them to Elizabeth's knees. Cindy growled, grabbing them in her teeth and tugging on them till they fell loose onto the bed.
"Dave... Come on..." Cindy pushed up the scrub top to reveal 'Dave's' warm fleshy abdomen and she kissed it, slowly running her tongue upwards. Elizabeth shivered slightly and willed herself not to pay attention not to get aroused..
"Mmmm Dave.." Cindy pulled the condom over 'Dave's slowly erecting penis.. "That's it.." She murmured as she put her mouth over the rolled condom.
Elizabeth moaned and heat rose in her cheeks as the rising warmth filled her body. She could feel Cindy slip 'Dave's' penis inside her, and Cindy grabbed the headboard as she rocked foreward, moans only interrupted by orgasmic screams. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh DAVE!!!"
Cindy's fingers ran tender trails of tingling warmth down Elizabeth's new skin as Cindy latched onto 'Dave's' neck and started sucking.. Elizabeth grunted partly in pain and partly in delight as Cindy worked on a rather large hickey as Elizabeth continued to thrust and Cindy continued to ride Dave's body like a perverted mechanical pony at the supermarket.
Elizabeth thrust her head back with another orgasm and wondered suddenly,
what would Dave think when he finally got back into his own body and found
the HUGEST hickey known to man-kind?