June 25, 1999 |
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What happened after San Diego: My only sister is getting married. My life in fact is one long episode on Barney. See the friendly artist! Hi Rebecca the artist! What are you making on that tv? Hah, hah hah. This is not a tv, this is called a computer! OOOOooo! This thing here is a mouse. And if I move the mouse like THIS, then I can draw pictures with it in 3 D! Wowww Rebecca! Says AL the green horn dinosaur. You sure draw pretty pictures. Let's sing the I love You song together! And in a warm embrace, Rebecca the artist and AL the dinosaur sing the I love you song together. Backed up by a ring of muppet chickens and rabbits, of course. I am THAT happy. Life couldn't be sweeter. But do you know what really put this stupid grin on my face? You really want to know? AL got me to come while he fucked me. In the entire 10 years of being sexually active, I, Rebecca Feinerhosen, have never ONCE had a vaginal orgasm. Well, the wait was over last night. AL humped a good fucking come out of me. The letter I wrote to AL's mother in Alabama truly made her cry with joy. I'm not kidding. And she read it AL's sister over the phone, and the sister cried. The same letter even got his aunt to cry too. Something about the last line that read: For what it's worth, thanks for letting your only son move out here to Washington. I know it was hard to let him move so far from home. But Washington is a lot better with him in it. |
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