Things That Make You Go, "Hmmm..."

   Can a woman become pregnant if she performs oral sex on a man and
   swallows a little of his cum??

   (Name Withheld)

   No.

   Pregnancy is caused by the man's sperm, which is in his semen, aka,
   cum, comes into contact with the woman's egg, which, when ready for
   fertilization, rests in the fallopian tube, which is *way* up in the
   uterus. Since there is absolutely *no* actual pathway whatsoever
   between the human digestive system (where the cum goes if you swallow
   it) and the human uterus, you cannot get pregnant from swallowing
   cum.

   Hope this helps,

   Pandora
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