I. So you're wandering aimlessly and you see a cutie of the opposite gender. You...
Sit and chat, and maybe if they're nice, give them a little Zeny. =)
Mob train! WAHAHA!!!
Lurk around them and when they start killing a monster, go up and steal the kill for them. You didn't want them to get hurt! Right...?
Oh, hold on a second, taking my dog for a walk.
Sit next to them and proceed to blow kisses at them until they respond. Don't stop after they do.
Run around them in circles, asking for a heal and/or items and/or money. PLZ!!!1

II. Alright, so you're in Payon Caves, looking for a Cat HB. Some dumbass comes up to you and kills your Smokie! You...
Strictly tell them that you're keeping an eye on them, and if they do it again you'll threaten to report them. You're fed up with jackasses like this. -_-;;
Seek revenge! I'll get a whole bunch of monsters on my trail and randomly disappear. Or maybe I'll throw a dead branch at them! Or I'll warp them somewhere dangerous! XD!!!
I was the person jamming. ::Sheepish grin::
They don't. I probably died via aggressive monster attacks, so I'm laying there. Oh wait, I have to go feed my pet elephant... AFK.
Chase after them, yelling out really lame pick-up lines and blowing kisses at them. Was it fate?!
Chase after them, begging for the items they stole from you. RETARDS!!!

III. You got a Cat HB! YAY! But a Magnolia eats it, and you die attempting to kill it (weakling). When you respawn, you...
Cash in, then sit and heal. Then buy some pots or something if necessary.
Sit and heal like a normal person, but do something evil, like sell warps to dangerous places, or toss out a couple dead branches in crowded areas. AHAHA!!
Sit and heal, or mooch a heal off an aco/priest, then proceed to run back inside and kill things mercilessly, regardless if someone is attacking or not.
I'll put up a chat, saying "AFK, taking a trip to New Zealand, be back next fall" or something.
Hit on cuties of the opposite gender as I. They all love me! Right??
Run around, screaming "HEAL ME PLZ !!!1"

IV. RO shut down (temporarily). What are you going to do in the meantime?
Eh, hang out with friends, watch a movie... normal stuff, yanno?
Beat up on my siblings, or play CounterStrike, listening to Gackt and blowing peoples heads off. >D
WHAT!!! RO IS DOWN!! Oh, my friend must have hacked it. I'll just put my bot program up...
It doesn't matter to me, I'm taking a cruise in the Carribbean at the moment. Oh wait, hold on a second, my boss is calling...
I'll play GTA3 and mack on some hoes. But if I get bored I'll holla wit mah friends! WUT!!!1
I don't know... I can't provide for myself...

V. What would you be seen doing on a normal Ragnarok day?
Normal things. Killing, sitting, selling, talking to my friends ^_^
Mob training, warping to dangerous places, setting out random monsters in towns... it's so fun.
I'm either there, not aware of other people, or I've got a bot.
I have an AFK message up. I'll be back tomorrow night, okay?
Mooching on girls/guys for things. ;)
Killing, dying, begging for heals. Same process, over and over. I may put up a chat saying "Donate Z to the poor of Geffen" or something...

VI. Where would I most commonly see you?
Eh, I travel around. I like to see the world!
Somewhere crowded. A City, the hodes map, Geffen dungeon...
ANYWHERE as long as I get good exp!!!
You'd see me anywhere, but I'm about to leave for Summer Camp... see you soon!
Anywhere with cuties from the opposite gender... >_>;
Somewhere with Acos handy.

VII. What do others most often say to you?
"Oh hi (name)! ^__^"
"YOU ARE SO MEAN!!! UGH!!!"
"Come back here you little jammer! I'm going to REPORT YOU!!!"
"If you're going to be gone so long, just turn the damn game off..."
"Get away from me! I don't like you!!!"
"Patience is a virtue... n00b."