| cowboy bebop: spike- [looks at a plate off ugly food] they say hunger is the best spice DBZ: chibi trunks- he[hercule] must being trying to truck me into thnking that hes weak.... well i'm not falling for it! chibi goku- what? a pond full of pajamas? krillin- [thinks to himself durong the world tournament] please please dont let me fight any of my friends... especailly goku! chibi trunks- i cant believe it we both made big fools of ourselfs. goten- don't blame me trunks this was all your idea. vegeta- who's ugly face? captian ginyu-[to frieza] ill do the dance of happiness ...shall i do the dance of secret words? goku-[hits recoome] sorry i just saw an opening that said hit, so i did. chibi goku- [bulma opens her dads dino cap and magazines fall out] weird... why would your dad have a swim suit cataloge? vegeta- if i've learned one thing from this ordeal it's that i'm a genis bulma- just a reminder kill gohan and krillin and kick goku in the shin. piccolo- holy smokes[come on he didnt say that in the jap version] vegeta-[to gohan] i didnt save you... your not worth it vegeta- why dont you run home to your mommies? vegeta- your making me mad [[and is there a time when vegeta isnt mad?]] chichi- oh so are relying on a cat to get us to deep space?[strach the cat] frieza- take this monkey frieza- all right.... whatever turns you on[to goku] chichi- i dont care if you won the nobel peace prize your a cook [to master roashi] goku- my rear is on fire!![you know they dont say that in jap!] vegeta- why wont you die? vegeta- woman bring me a drying cloth! bulma- what is that smell?[looks at vegeta] Inuyasha: Kagome (in the anime)-*gives cat mummified hand of the water imp* Here Buyo, eat. Kagome (in the manga)- *gives cat mummified kappa hand* Here Buyo, lunch. InuYasha- Hey, Shippo, your village called, they're missing their idiot. ranma 1/2: ryoga hibiki- so its this way to tokyo? [he points west] an old helpful man draggin a cart- its this way! this way! why are you going that way? ranma-lets go outside follow me! ryoga hibiki-fear not [they jump out a window] ryoga- hey this is the third floor! ak! ranma- no sweat... [the telephone rings] doctor tofu- [yells from the other room] darn! mr. saotome could you answer that please? [mr. saotome/ranmas dad/ the panda answer the phone and thinks: argh! pandas can't talk!] ranma: so why did you pick it up in the first place?! [[it might be funnier if you see the manga]] yu yu hakusho: yusuke-[laying on the ground] even though it looks like i cannot move right now i'm still very dangerous. kuwabara-[yuske and kuwabara hug] what your hugging me, i was just trying to squeeze you to death!!! kuwabara- what are you doing [short pause] oh your just talking to that hott chick... kuwabara- thats funny i thought i was with the guys[looks down and notices he's hugging a girl].... appartenly not*kayko slaps kuwabara* |
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| Quoted ok this page has quotes from dbz and some other animes that i just like becuase they are funny or just seem weird :: now with ranma 1/2 and inuyasha*.*:: |