| bulma: vegeta your still here you should of left 30 mins ago. vegeta: im the sayin prince i should not have to answer to anybody !!!what do they thin k they are trying to pull, " you'll never obtain finaicial success with that attitude" can you beleive that!? a human actually told me that!!! i should of killed him there and just stole his walet. [bulma leaves the room][ vegeta goes back to sleep] bulma: get out of here all ready!![ she pushes him out the door] [vegeta flies away heading towards taco bell][vegeta trys to sneek in but everyone stares at him because he is still glowing after being yelled at by bulma] some guy eating a taco: hey thats not right, people dont just glow like that. mabey its one of those things that make chics like you. [some guy that was eating a taco walks up to vegeta] vegeta: what? what is it? some guy eating a taco: hey can i barrow some of that stuff your using? vegeta: what, what stuf? im not using anything. some guy eating a taco: you know, that stuf that makes girls like you. vegeta: i dont use that[vegeta pushes the guy back into some tables] [boss stares at vegeta scared to complain to him] vegeta: how am i supposed to put this on (the head set for drive threws)it does not even fit over my hair? scared co worker: um first you need to put a hair net on. vegeta: what, how am i supposed to work with such cruel conditions , messing up my hair. [ vegeta pulls the head set appart] vegeta: ok now im ready to start. hello welcome to taco bell can i take your order 1st customer: yes i would like uh , supreme taco cheese deal , but no cheese vegeta: huh what kind of order is that, the whole point of the surpreme taco cheese deal is the cheese!!! 1st customer: then i want[ voice is unaudible] vegeta: uh can you say that again i could not understand you? 1st customer: yes, i would like cheese with that. vegeta: i did not say anything about cheese . arent you listening? 1st customer: 1 dollar and 87 cents , wow that seems pretty cheap. [1st customer pulls up to the window ] vegeta: here is your order , one cheeseless surpreme cheese taco, a pickle with cheese and a donut. 1st customer: hey thats not what i odered i wanna speak to your manager!! vegeta: you wanna speak to my manager, here is my manager![vegeta blows up 1st customer] [suddenly the alarm to turn over the taco shell goes off so vegeta goes to turn them over][the greese hits him in the eye and he dies] |
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| what would happen if vegeta had to work |
| __________________________ |"i should not have to work like a |common human, im a saiyin/ |prince!"/---------------------/ -------/ |
| these are funny pics! well not that funny |
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| [Hope , ashely, and ellice walk into the movies looking for a place to sit] ashely: hey...look at that guy...he looks familar hope: yeAH he does ellice: isnt that vegeta? ashely: it is!!! lets go sit with him[runs to the seat right next to him][hope and ellice follow her] ashely:[trys to flirt with him] hey did you know im a long lost saiyin? vegeta: huh? what?! your a saiyin?! how did you escape from frieza?! hope: be quiet! im trying to watch the movie!! [bulma walks in with a lot of popcorn, she sees ashely staring at vegeta in his spandex suit bulma:[aites down][whispers]why is that girl staring at you? vegeta:she just like me..all women do [vegeta and bulma start to aruge][bulma slaps vegeta and leaves the theater] elice: hey is trunks with you? vegeta: no! i made him stay at home and train, im gunna join him after this movie ends ellice: really?!? can i train with you? vegeta: of caorse not! you earthlings are too weak *ellice*if i say sumthing bout gohan he have to let me*: |
| my worst fan fic yet |
| if u actually wasted ur time reading that im not finished |
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