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| vegeta, goku, cell go to high school? |
| goku: wow look at the time we are gunna be late for our first day of high school vegeta : it doesnt matter much if anyone one complains ill just blow them up [goku rins to the class room] cell: goku can be a real nerd at times IN THE CLASSROOM- goku: right on time, hey wheres vegeta and cell, mabey i ran to fast for them? bulam: omg! goku i havent seen you like forever! goku: why are you here? bumla: well... i kinda flunked a couple of times because yamucha isnt that smart and you know i cant just leave him by himself goku: what yamuchas here to! bulma: he should be but i think hes still somewhere in the halls or something? IN THE HALLS STILL- vegeta: hey check out that hot chick over there the one standing by the blonde cell: lets go over there [vegeta and cell walk to them] lunch: oh wow your hot [cell thinks hope said that to him but really it was vegeta] kattie: vegeta... wanna walk to class with me??!?? vegeta: only if ur friend walks with cell [points at cell] *hope*omg! hes ssssssssssssooooooooo ugly but i guess i owe kattie a favor* hope: ok [kattie and vegeta walk off] [cell trys to kiss hope, but hope slaps him] hope : ewwwww!!!!! get away from me you perv!!![runs to the class room] *cell*what did i do?* IN THE CLASS ROOM: hope : omg! some one help me! ive just been voilated by cell goku: what! where is he? hope: well... he in the hall but he said he was in our same classroom [vegeta and kattie walk in] vegeta: he wheres cell i thought he was with you, hope? hope: dont worry about him... gokus gunna take care of him vegeta: what do u mean "take care of him" hope: cell is such a perv! he tried to kiss me... can u belive it... eww and hes proably not even human!! u never know.. and i dont wanna find out! vegeta: oh well its not my fault hes like that...no girl actually likes him, the only reason he gets a date is because of me |
| [cell walks in barley being able to stand up] goku: whats this i hear about you trying to kiss hope? cell: thats not true she was coming on to me! [goku starts to laugh] hope: do you really think i would even consider that! goku: cant you try and make a lie that sounds like it could be true? [goku trys to blow up cell with a spirt bomb but yamucha runs infront of it like an idiot, there is a huge hole thats leads endlessly into the ground left frrm the spirt bomb] bulma: no!!! yamucha[crys] goku: ooops cell: you not that good of a fighter ... you cant even beat me!!! goku: no i meant to hit yamucha bulma: i cant believe hes dead!!! mabey he is still alive[ bulma jumps into the hole] goku: ok this time its ur turn! [afraid of being killed by goku cell jumps in the hole hoping to die from impact] yamucha: he wow you cam too? cool... now you can stay with bulma and me forever!! cell: nnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! |