| my interview with bulma |
| ellice: hey bulma bulma: uh hi ellice: why did you get married to vegeta? bulma: well originally i wanted to marry goku but look at the competition!chi chi is so strong and pretty at the same time and to top it off she does not look manish at all! ellice: is that when you gave up on goku? bulma:no, from then on i took goku everywhere with me.the only way to do that was to take his dragon ball then he would follow me anywhere i went. ellice: i dont understand, why did you yell at him when he walked in on you taking a bath? bulma: oh i thought it was krillin, i did not have my contacts on! ellice: anyways, back to the point, how did you end up marring vegeta? bulma: well i was bout to make my move but then it was time for the world tournament, so he was so busy, i had no time to see him at all! then all of a sudden he had gotten married to chi chi! i was so jealous that he would go and do somthing like that so i got married to vegeta. but to do that i had to wait for the right moment! ellice: what do you mean right moment? bulma well when he was trainng i knew that he would knock him self out. so when the gravity room exploded my chance had came! he could barely do anything he could barely do anything. he did not even know where he was. so i called a preist and he married me to vegeta while he was still unconious. [vegeta walks in after overhearing the story] vegeta: what, thats how you married me, women. i cant believe it! [vegeta blows up bulma ] ellice: hehe she died |
| gohans interview with hurcule |
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| hercule: its you, your the one that defeated cell! gohan : yeah but im alot stronger now hercule: your the one that gave my daughter those senzu bean, i dont want her getting hi off some wierd new drug! gohan: i did not get her hi it just makes you feel better hercule: i dont care what it does and i dont want you giving her everything, stay away from her you freak! gohan: well if you just helped her i would not need to give her senzu beans, and what do you mean freak? [gohan stands up] hercule: you know how scared of fighting, i did not mean to offend you gohan: thats true hercule: and about the freak part im sorryi did not mean to offend you in any way but you did steal my daughter from me freak! gohan: she just likes me better than you, its not my fault you spend all your time jumping off chairs. and there you go with that freak stuff again! hercule: its just that everyone knows that humans could fly way before you freaks came along! gohan: stop calling me that! hercule: oh im sorry it slipped again [gohan flies around the room in circles] gohan: hehe i can fly and you cant, hehe hercule: well ill show you whoes smart! [hercule plies up three chairs and climbs to top, then creeps to the edge] *hercule* mabey i should not jump it is pretty high up here and the floor does look awefully hard today* *gohan* what an idiot he is gunna fall, to fly you dont need to stand on the floor* gohan: do you need some help? *hercule*im gunna die up here* herculs: of coarse not! *gohan* he must be drunk or something, just look at him* [hercule junps of the chairs] gohan: ah ha hahahah, that was sssooo funny you should have seen your face! hercule: i can normally fly you just put some freaky curse on me or something! piccolo and goten: hahahaha, heheheh [hercule realizes piccolo and goten are reocrding himself through the crack in the clset door] hercule; oh no i cant believe people saw that and they had a camera with them! |
| i cant beleive that women would do that, trunks! |
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| so u know **=thinkings, [ ] actions |
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