| jerry :welcome to the show audince: yeah we love you jerry jerry: today topic is about wierd teens and thier wierd parents! our first guest is trunks. come on out trunks! trunks: hey jerry jerry:so whats weird about you is it your hair? ]trunks no why would it be my hair? jerry: oh sorry its purple trunks: i know its my natural color! jerry: oh ,ok sorry, so whats your problem? trunks : well... id rather tell my parents first jerry: ok lets bring out vegeta and bulma [as usual vegeta is wearing his pink shirt and yellow pants *hehe* and bulma is wearing a short skirt, tight shirt, and lip stick that does not match] [all the girls are drooling over vegeta and the guys are making noises to bulma] jerry: hi, welcime to the show vegeta: this better be good, you disrupted my training jerry: you train for what? vegeta: to be stronger than kakarott... of coarse jerry: wierd,ok.. well trunks has something to tell you vegeta: it better not be about the talk with his girlfriend again bulma: what is it trunks? trunks: well... im a... cross dresser vegeta: wtf??!! hell no.. wtf!!! that more like kakarotts family! it your fault women! bulma: my fault? your the one thats always wearing tight spandex, pink shirts and yello pants! this is your fault[ she b-slaps him] vegeta: so.. when he was little you let go in your make-up? oh wut now?! bulma: ooooohhhh!!!![trunks interupts her] trunks : its not either of ya'lls fault its... yamuchas fault! vegeta wtf!!!??? bulma; how could he do that after all those years??! jerry well guess who is back stage?... yamucha! vegeta : you have royal saiyian blooh in your viens, what are you thinging? [bulma puts on more make-up then cuts her hair] [yamucha comes out and picks up the hair and glues it to his head] yamucha: trunks, this color would look so good on you! vegeta: are you crazy? did kakarott put you up to this? [vegeta punchs the roof open and flies away in a frantic search for goku] bulma: now where does he think he is going ew have a gay son here!? [bulma pulls out a picture of zarbon] bulma: look, see, is this how you want to end up?... well is it? trunks: huh? no way i was just trying to get dads attention, he always going out to clubs leaving me woth you bulma :what? when did that happen? trunks : come on lets go follow him! trunks: but mom...? bulma: stop arguing, lets go! now! |
| jerry springers encounter with the ssj. prince , trunks, and ok ill say it... bulma |
| [meanwhile at goku house: [vegeta stops gohan] vegeta : you there son of kakarott, where is your father? gohan: huh? i dunno vegeta :you nerd ,you dont know anything gohan : hey cool there is he is and what do you mean nerd vegeta: hehe, ..Kakarott, what the hell did you do to my son?! goku : what are you talking about i did not do anything? vegeta: your the one that put the weakling human, yamucha up yo making my son a cross dresser! goku: no, i did not do that! vegeta: dont lie...! [trunks carries bulma in to gokus house] bulma : why the hell do you go to clubs? huh? vegeta: huh? what do you mean? |
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| bulma: you know exactly what i mean! trunks told me ,dont pretend you dont know vegeta: are you gunna believe that cross dresser of a son? bumla: he is not a cross dresser. he just did that to get your attention! vegeta: well, i did go to clubs but... bulma: but what? vegeta: i only went five times a week bulma: only? vegeta : well mabey if you were not so bitchy and manish , i would stay home bulma: im more of a man than you are proably! vegeta: oh so you must be 200% man, right!? goku: hey be nice! [vegeta and bumla shut up] [gohan starts to cry] goku: now look what you gone and done, vegeta vegeta: this is all your fault women/! [vegeta blows up bulma] trunks: dad! i was just playing around about that whole cross dressing thing! vegeta; oh, my bad, well now i dont have to sneek out to clubs antmore, and now you can come too! trunks: finnaly! |