vegeta: women why are you wearing that? you know kakarott and his sons will be there!
bulma: yeah yeah i know, but im not the one wearing a speedo
vegeta: [blushes] what ever... hey why are we sitting in the car? why arent you driving!
bulma: well duh our son and goten arent out of trunks room yet... now that i think og it they havent left coame out of his the whole time they were there. the second goten got here they raided the kitchen and went strait to trunks' room. i wonder what they are doing in there?
vegeta: [grunts] whats taking them sooo long?!?!? [vegeta opens the car door and flys up to trunks' window, tries to open it but the security system. then he thinks: damn window, damn woman, humans and kakortt!]
vegeta:[yells] trunks get out here! we're late because of you AGAIN [vegeta hears a loud thud]
trunks : ahh ooo ok [thinking that vegeta is at his door. vegeta then hears: trunks telling someone to climb out the window, goten say nooooo wait vegetas at the window. and trunks say ok new plan goten you go out the window and distract my dad]
trunks: [yells to his dad] hang on im still packing some stuff!!
*vegeta*i know what that kid was doing he thinks he's sooo smart*
[goten flys out the window, they then all met up at the car.]
bulma: got everything goten?
goten: uhh yeah i think so
vegeta: trunks, got your trunks? ...bulma why did you have to name him that, people will make fun of him of get really confused!
bulma: well [stcuks her face infront of vegeta] i didnt think you even cared about him![bulma then turns the radio up and speeds away]
AT KAKAROTTS HOUSE-
[gohan is slleping on the sofa with the remote in one hand, goku is also sleeping but in his bed clutching onto a piece of chicken, and chichi is sleeping happily with her arm accros goku, then the phone rings. it rings three times before gohan realizes it so he then jumps up and answers it.]
gohan: [yawns] hello
bulma: on the phone] hey gohan can you tell your mom we may be a little late to meet ya'll at the river?
gohan: uhh.. uh...  ok bye [hangs up the phone and runs to his moms room.]
gohan: dad[shakes goku], hey dad wake up! bulma called she said we're supposed to be at the the river.
goku: [mumbles] five more minutes [then rubs his head on the chicken].
gohan: dad! [chichi hears gohan  and wakes up]
chichi: hey what are you doing awake this early?
[gohan face goes into a blank awe of attitude, suddenyl she realizes they're supposed to be somewhere today, jumps up and dresses goku while he sleeps. gohan then carries him into the car. to save time gohan just flys the car over to the area by the river and sets it down.]
goku: man i was tired [looks from side to side] hey how'd i get here? [chichi steps out of the car and bulma then pulls up to gokus car. as she pulls up she notices the aggitated exppression on vegeta and mad feeling surrounding bulma. trunks and goten whisper to eachother and step out of the car.]
trunks: this is going to be so boring... being in the middle of nowhere all day!
goten: trunks im hungery!!!
trunks: yeah me too. hey whats that noise?
goten: ahhh they're eating all the food
trunks: what they are [goten and trunks run up to the table where everyone else is sitting. vegeta and goku are in a fight of who can eat the most food while chichi is making gohan eat properly as she talks to bulma.]
goten: [whispers] trunks this food taste awefull!!!
trunks: yeah it does i think my mom cooked again. lets get out of here.
[they take off their shirt and start walking down hill to the river. then they hear some girls say 'hey lets skinny dip!' goten and trunks freeze. then they hear another voice say' i bet i can take it off faster then you' the  goten and trunks run down to the river. lol.
gohan: [yells ] mom i want anymore
chichi: but havent finished your food yet sweat heart?
gohan : but... but... [evil smile] hey where goten?
chichi: what are you talking about he's [turns head] right over... over.. he's gone! goku wheres goten!?
goku: porably with trunks swimming already. [being that goku talks to chichi vegeta grabe the food off kakarotts plate and wins the contest]
vegeta: [yells] yes! yes! i beat u kakarott! [vegeta dances around the table]
chichi: [stands up] i wanna check on him just to make sure [grabs gokus arms] he might drown! [vegeta snickers]
they all take off their clothes revealing the swimsuiots underneath, goku has blue and red trunks, vegeta has his blueish black speedo, chichi has a bright pink swim suit, and bulma has a very small two piece bikini the same color as her skin. vegeta grunts]
goku: isnt that a little revealing?
bulma: what are you talking aobut this is perfectly lady like!
vegeta: kakarott keeps you eyes off my woman! chichi drags goku down the hill and vegeta carries bulma down. gohan takes off his clothes and thinks 'why do they always forget about me?!' he then quickly flys down the hill then to part part of the river his brother is at]
gohan: hey, goten
goten: wha... what are yo doing here?
gohan: well mom is coming down to check on ya'll. just thought yup'd like to know...
trunks: what? she is! [whispers to the three girls to put on the bikinis]
[all of the adults get down]
chichi: [yells to goten} hey sweat heart... i just wanted to see if you were ok..
goten: yeah im just playing with trunks. [somehow she doesnt notice the three girls being there at all]
chichi: ok well, we'll be down the stream... be careful my baby boy.
[blows a kiss to him and walks down the river with the others]

*trunks* oh great now we are going to be stuck with gohan all day. well better not get him mad*
trunks: we;; i guess i sohuld tell you there names. this is is naka [points to the girl with the brown hair stadning betwween the two others]
shita; im shits [the fat girl swims over to gohan[[lol]]]
goten: and this is ue [grabs her with his newly grown tail]
DOWN THE STREAM WHERE CHICHI IS AT-
[goku and vegeta dip their heads underwater]
*goku*hey i bet i can hold my breath longer then vegeta*
*vegeta* theres no way kakarott will beat me this time*
[bulma sees vegetas face changing colors]
bulma: veggie, veggie, come out of the water its been 10 minutes already![he stays still, then bulma pulls his hair and yanks him out.]
vegeta: bbbbulma i almost beat kakarott!!!
bulma: im sorry[kisses his cheeck]
*vegeta* shes coming onto me*
[vegeta starts trying to take off her top with his tail]
bulma: what are you doing mister!
vegeta: but kakarott took off chichis
chichi: what no he didnt!!! [slaps vegeta] are you crazy the kids are just up the river, they may come down any minute. and by the way i have a one piece suit mr. observant!
vegeta: then whos is this? [picks up a top with his tail] [they watch two more float up two vegeta. bulma and chichi look into gokus eyes with a questioning disbelief look in their eyes while vegeta works at bulmas top again.]
bulma: stop that [slaps vegeta then follows chichi and goku as they walk upstream. vegeta then rolls his eyes and flys over to trunks carrying the three tops]
vegeta: [yells] your mother is coming!
trunks ahhh what she is?
the saiyajins weekend trip: encounter at the river
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