| chichi: [yells] Goku... get up we are late because of you... [yells louder and walks in the bedroom from the kitchen] [chichi heard the shower radio and walks to the restroom door] chichi: gohan [still yelling]what the hell are you doing in there? its been an hour and a half!! [bangs on the door] gohan: nothing mom!! chichi: [lowers voice] why are you talking so long if your not doing anything? are you ok, do you need gokus help? [goten walks up to chichi] goten: why did you wake me off so early if dad is still sleeping? chichi: what he is? [gohan realizes his mom is distracted and runs out of the restroom] chichi: nice to see you sweat heart but i have to wake up your dad [stomps into her bedroom] goten: whats that? gohan: goten whats what? [goten points at gohans pocket] gohan: uhh...uhh.. its a balloon goten: really? can i have it? gohan: no!!! [runs into his room and slams the door closed then the door falls down] MEANWHILE- [chichi pulls off gokus blanket] chichi: if you dont wake up now your making your own meals from now on goku: ahhh! [jumps up, dives out of the bed and puts on his blue jeans and red shirt] chichi: thats much better goku: phewwww [chichi and goku hear gohans door fall down] chichi: gohan im going to kill you!!![cracks her knuckles and walks to the door way. goku runs up to her and grabs her arm trying to think of something to distract her] goku: wait... uhh...uhh... look at the time. chichi: your right. everyone in the car now!!! [all of the saiyins run into the car with thier luggage] [chichi floors it] AT CAPSULE CORP- [vegeta stays up packing bulmas and his clothes because hes excitesd that he'll see kakarott and beat him up. not having any other preparations for the trip, except trunks because his door is locked, vegeta lays down next to bulma] [bulma rolls over on vegeta then he goes to sleep.he later wakes up because of bumas loud snooring] bulma: [mumbles] i guess i have to teach you how to take a bath goku. vegeta: what? your not thinking about kakarott are you? [pushes bulma off and she falls on the floor] bulma: owww!!! vegeta: [grunts] nevermind.... it time to wake up woman! bulma: you dont have to push me off the bed next time just ask me to wake up!! [stands up and changes into different clothes] don't stare at me... go wake up our son!! [vegeats rolls his eyes, walks down the hall up 3 staircases and down another hall] vegeta: trunks wake up[vegeta doesnt hear any response so he pulls out his master key and turns the knob and as he turns it he hears lots of noise in the room and fantly another voice in the room.vegeta waits a couple of seconf\ds then slowly opens the door, he notices a bra on the floor] vegeta: trunks what was all that noise? [silence] well either your gay or there was a girl in this room [trunks blushes] son your mother told me to wake you up be down stairs in 20 minutes. [vegeta shuts the dooor and walks downstairs, puts the lugage in the car and leave for the airport after 25 mins] AT THE AIRPORT- [surprisingly chichis family arrives at the airport first so they wait at the gate of the plane for the briefs] goten: oooo....dad...dad... dad... theres trunks [goten runs up to trunks] goku:[stands up] hi vegeta [they all walk into the plane, goten and trunks sit at the front of the plane by the girls, gohan at the back byhimself (or so it seems) and the adults in the middle because those are the only seats where they can all sit together [videl walks in unseen by everyone] videl: hey gohan1 i almost didn't make it hear but my dads fan club made a surprise stop at our house so i snuck out OVER BY GOTEN AND TRUNKS- trunks: hey goten i think that girl likes you[points onfront of him] goten: so? trunks: well why dont you gp talk to her goten: well [goten is cut off by vegetas yelling] OVER BY VEGETA- vegeta: what do you mean my clothes aren't appropriate?!?!?[stands up and leans up to the stuards] stuads: im soory but yuo will have to change you clothes. but you do have an extra pair of clothing for you since your lugage isnt with you...spandex just inst acceptable on men. bulma: [stands up and whispers]just do what they ask you can wear what you want at the hotel [winks] vegeta: oh fine!!![vegeta walks off with the stuads] WTF im not wearing that[remeber what bulma siad and unwilling puts on the clothes [vegeta walks back towards the others] videl: hehe look at vegeta[points] vegeta:you'll be sorry you said that[vegetas walks up to bulma, sits down after some unual silence]]chichi did you know gohan is sitting with a girl? chichi:what? he is? [videl over hears chichi and dives under the seat chichi stands up scans the seats, doesnt see anybody but still walks over to gohan for a check up, she seeing videl laying on gohans lap.] chichi: gohan wehat is she doing here? videl: ahh![panics and knocks out chichi with a swift punch] goku:[yells so he can sound serious] you know you wernt supposed to bring videl! gohan:but dad we went through alot of trouble to be together goku: well i guess she can stay [the plane lands and chichi is still knocked out] [ the plane lands and chichi is still knocked out] *goku*wow i dont wanna carry chichi everywhere...hmmm.... mabey i should wake her up* [goten and trunks walk over to goku but all of the girls they were sitting by follow them unnoticed by goten and trunks] bulma:trunks what are those girls doing behind you, your to young to have a girl friend... or are they with goten!!?!? [chichi jumps up] chichi: what goten with girls? those girls will distract you from school goten!!! dont want you around them, don't you want to be as smart as gohan... or do you wanna go to an all boys school?!?!?! goten: ahh!! no not that[goten notices the plane door open then whipers into trunks ear, trunks nods his head] no those were gohans friends!!! chichi: what they were?[turns towards gohan] trunks:[yells] now goten!!![ goten and trunks fly out the door of the air plane goku; well i guess nows a good time to get thier christmas presents. vegeta: ok... anything is better then staying on this plane bulma:theres not much things trunks doesnt have... its going to be hard finding him a present[follows vegeta as he walks out of the plane chichi: oh my little baby boy we have to find him!!![falls to her knees crying, forgets about gohan, goku picks up chichi and carroes her out to where vegeta is standing] IN NEW YORKS AIRPORT- goku: well i think i'll take chichi to the hotel then meet you guys later. bulma: no we'll go with you... its probly better to drop off our luguage 1st. vegeta it looks like you'll have to carry the bags gokus hands are full [vegeta gives kakarott the evil eye, bulma giggles, and vegeta picks up all the bags... goten, trunks, gohan, goku, chichi, bulma, and his own.] goku: hey vegeta i guess we should take a taxi[ they walk outside. vegeta wavs a taxi over. he places the suit cases in the trunks but theres so many that the have to hold some where they are sitting... making vegetas ride even more annoying.goku opens the backseat of the door vegeta sits on the edge cover with bags, goku slides the still crying chichi in next to vegeta, goku steps in the car and bulma sits confortably in the front seat.bulma directs the cab driver where to go] goku:so do you wanna carry chichi up to our room... i'll get the bags, all of them vegeta: are you crazy... shes your wife... you carry her goku: but aren't you tired of carring all of the bags? vegeta: well i guess goku: ok then i'll carry them [there is odd silence] STILL AT THE AIRPORT- gohan: wow i can't believe thy actually forgot me....[turns to videl] so what do you wanna do? videl: oooooo!!!! i wanna go shopping. it will be so much fun gohan! [vidle grabs gohan and pulls him out of the plane out to the street surrounded by a mob of people] gohan: so where to first? videl: i dunno gohan: well lets go to the hotel, check in 1st, then ask the hotel people what kinda stores are around here [gohan turns around after pointing to the diretion of the hotel and sees videl running to the candy store] videl: whoa! gohan check out all that candy!!!![her eyes glow with happiness] |
| christmas vacation to new york |
| gohan: [as he runs after her] hey wait videl, i want some candy to[gohan catches up to her, they run up to the front of the shop, gohan opens the door and it flys of the hindges, they both grab alot of candy and gohan pays the cashier with a dazzed look on his face, they run to the hotel with their arms full of candy. once they arrive gohan check in under a different name from goku and vegeta. videl and gohan start to pig out] MEANWHILE GOTEN AND TRUNKS- [goten and trunks fly quickly through large crowds of human, dogging them left and right] goten: hey where are we going?[trunks stops suddenly, so does goten] trunks:i don't know... i thought you had a plan!!! goten: no, i was just following you. trunks:so you mean we have been flying around for no reason? goten: yeah i guess[shruggs shoulders] trunks:well what do you wanna do? goten: ooo ooo i wanna go to the movies... ive never been before trunks: ok [they fly over the crowds to the movies , people stare at them. once they get up the ticket counter they ask for tickets [[[[duh]]]] ticket guy: i' sorry but that movie is rated 'r'[goten gets on his face]your to young [points to the door saying get out, goten and trunks walk outside] trunks: whats wrong with you goten? yor supposed to ask for a kiddy movie so they won't suspect anything!! then you sneek into the real theater of what you wanna see.!! goten: well i didn't know there isn't lots of movie theatres in the 439 mnt. area... and ive never been before because gohan never takes me with him into town he's always busy with girls. trunks: stop whinning... i've got an idea. we can just sneek in with a lrage group of people. nobody will recognize us. [they confindently walk in but beofore you know it they are thrown out and screaming] goten: what now? trunks: well i guess we can go to the hotel mabey they arent mad any more? goten: i don't caare if they are mad im starving lets go. [whoosh they fly off] AT THE HOTEL DRIVEWAY- cab driver: that'll be $48.39 goku: uhhh. vegeta can youget it in don't have much cash on me right now? vegeta: i guess [rolls eyes] bulma: no thats ok i got it [hands him a $50 bill] keep the change cab driver: [sarcasim] wow thanks kakarott: well you two go up.. i'll meet ya in a second. vegeta: that's fine with me [steps out of the cab, opens the door for bulma, she steps out and heads towards the check in desk to get the keys. vegeta picks up chihci and follows bulma [ goku starts to carry out all the uit cases but then the bell boy starts to grab them out of his hands] bell boy: ill take it from here sir. goku: wow, really, thanks. i guess i dont have to carry anything after all [goku and the bell boy catch up to vegeta, bulma, anc chichi] goku hey wait up vegeta! vegeta: what wheres all our stuff kakarott? kakarott: the bell boy has [points thumb over his shoulder to the bell boy] then: why the hell am i carrying your wife kakarott? goku: awww c'mon we are almost there anywayz [they go into the hotel room, vegeta tips the bell boy, then he plaes chichi on the chair] goku: man [streaches arms out] o'm way to tired to get chistmas presents now [lays on the bed] vegeta: you think your tired? i'm the one who had to carry the bags and YOUR wife and i'm the prince here, no the king! kakarott: oh yeah! {picks up a pllow quickly then throws it at vegeta, vegeta grabs the pillow mid-air then thorows it back at goku. kakarott picks up 2 more pillows and thorws them toward vegeta, one scraps accross his face, the other vegetas dodges and falls on the floor. they continue fighting until they fall asleep. [[[[[[awww how cute!/ cho kawa]]]]] bulma: chichi i don't think ill ever have time to get gohan goten and my baby trunks a pressent . i'll call the hotel and make them get some for us. chichi: [stops crying] well ok.. wait gohan! we forgot gohan on that plane!! i can't imagine the terrible things that videl girl is teaching him. hurry up and get off the phone bulma! bulma: and what are you gunna do? call the police and tell them you lost your teenaged son with his girlfriend? yeah i'm sure they will send out a seach party! chichi: well i just can't leave my baby allon his own! bulma: i'm sure if trunks and goten can stay on their own gohan can do they same. chichi: own no my poor goten [starts crying again] FLYING AROUND OUTSIDE THE HOTEL- goten: do you think they'll be mad trunks: naaa... i think they are havong a fun time right now. they proably forgot all about what happend [they approach the window... then suddenly theu hear chichi yell 'my poor baby goten' in on room but then goten recognizes gohan in the other roomright next to thier parents] IN GOHANS ROOM- videl: oh gohan it tastes so good! gohan: theres still plenty left videl: oh give me more! more! more! gohan: hey slow down, don't choke AT THE WINDOW- trunks: oh we can get gohan in major trouble... then chichi will forget all about us!! goten: yeah great idea trunks. [goten and trunks land on the balcony of gohans hotel room, sneek in and open the door joinging vegetas and gohans room. goten and trunks walk up to chichi.] goten: mommy! mommy! mommy! look i found gohan [points to the door] trunks: yeah and i helped find him chichi: you did? goten: yeah [grabs chichis arm and leads her to videl and gohan] videl: give me more gohan! gohan: wait let me open another package... chichi: what are you doing in here??!!?!?! gihan: hey mom want some? chichi: whats wrong with you gohan? videl: look chichi just because you don't like any candy doesnt mean that we can't have any!! chichi: what your eating candy? thats great! [places her hand on gohans face] i always knew could trust you gohan. did you pay for this room by yourself? gohan well uhh kinda [vegetas credit card falls out of his pocket] bulma: well you kids can stay in here, it'll give us time to wrap your presents when they get here. trunks: what do you mean get here??? bulma: uhh [blank face] i think vegeta is calling me[grabs chichi by her wrist and runs into her room, then locks the ajoining door behind her. trunks: oh this is so cool goten, those girlsa on the plane gave me thier #, i'll invite them here now [gets on the phone, calls 6 of them but being that its hristmas time only 2 of them are able to come. 5 mins later... the door bell rings] trunks: ok goten they are here. go close the door.[ goen closes the door where gohan and vodel are now passed out in. trunks opens the door and the 2 girls walk in. they start to come on to trunks and goten but then suddenly the door connecting to thier parents room swings open] goku: hey goten, want some cake!!!?? bulma decided to have a christams party, there is a ton of food! goten: there is?!!! trunks : out of my way goten[pushes goten to the side and runs towards the food. goten follows trunks. they jump into a humungous white frosted cake with sprinkles.. the two half saiyins eat the cake quickly.] bulma: [from the top of the stairs] hurry up and get down there vegeta, just becuase your a prince, king, whatever, doesnt mean you can't do this!! [everyone focuses their eyes on vegeta, he is now wearing a santa clause siut and carrying a bag full of presents] vegeta: oh why can't kakarott do this?!?! [vegeta walks down the stair case] trunks: hey dad what are you doing? vegeta: see woman... i told you he was to old for this!![rips off his santa clause suit] goten: daddy what is vegeta wearing? *vegeta*i cant believe i forot to put on an undershirt*[runs into his room] trunks: [yells] nice thong dad!![bulma runs after vegeta, goku and chici fall down laughing. chichi stops hearing some voices in gohans room, she walks over and finds to girls sitting on the sofa whispering to eachother] chichi: what are these two girls doing in here goten? goten: only one of them is mine the other belongs to trunks. *trunks* suddenly im gald my dad wad wearing a thong* goten: we didn't do anything honestly! we are just friends. trunks yeah really good friends[winks] bulma walks in. both of the mothers notice the tooo happy smile on trunks. chichi & bulma: all right thats it goten/trunks your grounded.[bulma opens the door and chichi pushes out the 2 girls. they both yell at goen and trunks for awhile. goten and trunks then zone out and fall to sleep. they finish yelling then walk back over to goku and vegeta. they then find them with the two girls. bulma faints, chichi falls on the floor crying. |
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