Date: Mon Oct 25 06:28:47 1999
From: twep@FLASH.NET (Bernie Oliver)
Subject: Re: carlos is quoted in republic
To: AZRKBA@asu.edu

Phil Murphy wrote: > > Wow! Am I glad that I read further into this newspaper story than simply > stopping at Carlos' quote! I sure as hell didn't see this one coming... > `8-p > > Phil > -- > > >Arizona Republic > > > >Inbreeding blamed for tragic gun value miscalculation > > > >By Laura Trujillo > >The Arizona Republic

> >In a related story, Goofybasque threw > >herself from her twelfth-floor apartment > >window laer that afternoon. > > > >"She must have been pretty upset at > >getting a lousy fifty bucks for an antique > >derringer that may have brought her a > >good six or seven hundred dollars from > >a licensed dealer," said Phoenix police > >officer Sam "Spunky" Spunkmeyer at > >the scene of the tragedy.

In retrospect I guess the "buyback" worked. She threw her self out of a window instead of shooting herself.

Perhaps her family will sue the city for building the ground too far from her window. They should have known that getting a paltry $50 bucks for her civic mindedness would depress her to the point of suicide.

Better yet, the family should sue Mary Rose and her ilk.

Bernie

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