Spell Checkers
Are Infallible
I have a spelling checker
I disk covered four
my PC.
It plane lee marks
four my revue
Miss steaks aye can
knot see.
Eye ran this poem
threw it.
Your sure real glad
two no.
Its very polished
in its weigh,
My checker tolled
me sew.
A checker is a blessing.
It freeze yew lodes
of thyme.
It helps me right
awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when
aye rime.
Each frays comes posed
up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee
a joule.
The checker pours
o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling
rule.
Bee fore wee rote
with checkers
Hour spelling was
inn deck line,
Butt now when wee
dew have a laps,
Wee are not maid too
wine.
And now bee cause
my spelling
Is checked with such
grate flare,
There are know faults
in awl this peace,
Of nun eye am a wear.
To rite with care
is quite a feet
Of witch won should
be proud,
And wee mussed dew
the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot
aloud.
That's why eye brake
in two averse
Eye dew re lee want
too please.
Sow glad eye yam that
aye did bye
This soft wear four
pea seas.
Author Unknown--Email Trail, August, 1998
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