IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS BATTLE WITH THE WRECKING CREW THOR SUDDENLY FOUND HIMSELF TRANSFORMED INTO A BUXOM GODDESS. HIS FATHER ODIN HAD BEEN TRICKED INTO CHANGING HIS SON BY LOKI...WHO HAD CONFINCED THE LORD OF ASGARD THAT HIS SON NEEDED A LESSON IN HUMILITY.
   EVEN AS THOR REALIZED THAT HE WAS NOW A SHE.....THE LOOKS SHE WAS RECEIVING FROM THE WRECKING CREW DREW HER ATTENTION. THE MEN WERE ALL STARING LUSTILY AT HER AS IF THEY HAD NO KNOWLEDGE THAT SHE HAD BEEN A MAN UP UNTIL MOMENTS AGO.
   AS LOKI WATCHED THIS SCENE HE SMIRKED, HIS SPELL HAD MADE THE CREW MINDLESS OF EVERYTHING SAVE THE THOUGHT OF BEDDING THE GORGEOUS BLONDE GODDESS BEFORE THEIR EYES.
   MEANWHILE THOR LIFTED HER HAMMER AND SNARLED AT THE ADVANCING MEN, "ADVANCE CRAVEN ONES AND MY HAMMER WILL ENSURE THAT YOU LOSE ALL THOUGHTS OF LUST."
   WHEN THE COPS FOUND THE CREW A FEW HOURS LATER THEY WERE ALL IN A FETAL POSITION AND HOLDING THEIR VERY BRUISED GROINS.