Ya Might Be A WereWolf If....

When your girlfriend plays with your hair, your leg shakes out of control.

You think milkbones taste just like wheatthins and you buy them because they're cheaper.

You've ever marked your friends car cause it was better than your own.

You get that 8 a.m. shadow

When having someone over for dinner means you're out of food...

When you tend to open packages of food with your teeth.

You get nervous when the dog catcher drives through.

You spend more time talking to the neighbor's pets, than the neighbors.



When you have to supress a howl every time an ambulance or fire truck drives by

Your bathroom has more National Geographics than it does Playboys

When you pause to think at the entrance of stores with signs that say "no animals allowed"

You find yourself buying chew toys for you

You have to lie about all the shed hair in your house

Every time you see someone bend over, you have the urge to sniff them

When you get up groggily in the middle of the night for a drink, you find yourself in front of the toilet.

On your insurance, your PCP is a veterinarian...

If that leather coat your friend wears all the time turns you on.....