Understanding Chad's Applications in Your Everyday Life
For many new converts, it is often difficult to understand the applications of Chadism into one's everyday life. Though Chad can be viewed as a higher being -- far more than the mortal beings you pass on the street -- there is a more practical use of the man we know as Chad in your every day life. These applications are a direct function of The Chad's ultimate desire for all people to be "dreamy" as he is.
The Chad, a kind and considerate person, does not want you to have to suffer through the inane problems most people face in every day situations. The Chad is offering himself as a scapegoat, as it were, so you feel less inclined to lay guilt on yourself. Guilt would ultimately distract new converts from their quest for Chadunderstanding.
Examples of Chad as a Scapegoat:
"It's because of Chad." This is a phrase Chad wants you to use. Do not feel guilty for placing the blame of situtations that do not please you on the shoulders of The Great Chad. The Chad wants you to do this. The next time you are stuck in traffic repeat to yourself: "It's because of Chad." If you feel the world is against you, "it's because of Chad." If your dorm room has a curious smell you cannot identify, remember, it isn't rancid milk in the bottom of your fridge, "it's because of Chad." If you don't fall asleep until 5 AM and you have to be at work or school at 8:10 AM, don't blame yourself or the guys upstairs; remember, "it's because of Chad." If you have not done laundry in three weeks and the smell in your room begins to give you a headache, don't blame youself. Repeat after the Great Ones: "It's because of Chad." If you no longer get the inside jokes, it's not because of you, "it's because of Chad."
Do not feel as you are placing any sort of blame on The Chad for this practice. You are, in fact, complying to the wishes of The Great Chad. By placing the reasons for your distress on Chad you are eliminating additional obstacles that would keep you from reaching the ultimate plane of existance: Chadness!
