What is the speed of dark?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Why are they called buildings if they are already built?

How do you throw out a garbage can?

When you are shipping Styrofoam what to you pack it with?

Why is it we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

Why are the keypads on calculators and phones reversed to each other?

With what do you clean soap?

If you play a blank tape at full blast will it drive a mime nuts?

If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?

What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is there no other word for abbreviation?

Why is there a "s" in lisp?

If a book about failure doesn't sell is it a success?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating endangered plants?

Is it possible to be totally impartial?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If the funeral procession is at night to people drive with their lights off?

If a stealth bomber lands in the woods, does it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?

When it rains why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

If they arrest the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

How much faith does it take to be an atheist?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water