Disclaimer: All names and characters in this story, except Dreamcatcher, belong to Koyasu Takehito and Project Weiss.
[shameless] Oh I'd love to say that Dreamcatcher belongs to Koyasu...OHHOHOHOH! [/shameless]
Well I think this looks like it'll take a slightly longer time to read, but no more than 5 mins. ^^;;; Anyway yet another crazy (is that a pun? o.O) parody featuring Farfie. Probably quite OOC too. ^^V
Copyright 2000 Dreamcatcher
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"Ore mo iku.1" Farfie said in his monotoned voice.
"Dame!2 The last time you went you scared the poor little man at The House of Knives to death!!"
"I was just trying out the knives, that's all." A nonchalant look.
"Trying to give the salesperson a few scars is not what I call *try out*! You're not going, period."
"But I've been home the whole week..." And the little devil started crying.
Since Dreamcatcher had such a kind-hearted soul, when she saw his tears she relented. "Okay, fine. But you have to be on your best behavior, that means no scaring people with the knife and no jumping down from the 2nd story to the first. There's such a thing called elevator you know. Oh and we're not going to the House of Knives. Got that?" Maybe the shop already has a restrainging order against him. Dreamcatcher thought. She then turned around and got into the car, and did not notice the smirk on Farfie's face as his tears were gone instantaneously.
"Wakatta.3"
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As Dreamcatcher drove, Farfie was staring at her.
"What? Is there something on my face?"
"No. You look like you're having fun."
"Well I do enjoy driving."
"I want to try."
"No I'm not teaching you. I don't want to go to the hospital any time in the near future."
Farfie was silent with no expression on his face.
Dreamcatcher sweatdropped, fearing what was on his unpredicatble mind right now. "Okay we're here. Remember --"
"Best behavior. Hai."
Dreamcatcher narrowed her eyes at Farfie for a second, then they both went inside.
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As they made their way to Dreamcatcher's first stop, they saw a familiar redhead in the crowd.
"Hey that's Aya, isn't it? Hey Aya-kun!!"
Aya turned his head and groaned inwardly as he saw them. Dreamcatcher ran happily up to him with a smirking Farfie trailing behind.
"Hisashiburi desu ne 4 Aya-kun."
"Aa. Can you tell Ken to come by Koneko sometime. Some of his customers aren't coming back because he's not there..."
As they were chatting away, or rather Dreamcatcher chatted and Ran listened, Farfie had left Dreamcatcher's side without a sound.
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5 minutes later...
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"Aaah!! Someone's jumping down from the 2nd floor!!!"
"Help! Security! That guy was threatening me with a knife!"
"Hey someone stop him.."
"I want my Mommy!"
"Is anyone hurt?"
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"What happened? Far...Oh no, Farfie's gone!!"
"I think your Farfie is causing all the commotion here."
"Oh I knew I shouldn't bring him...!"
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Another 5 minutes later, a flustered Dreamcatcher was apologizing to the security guards...well begging them not to notify the police was more like it. They decided not to take any further actions; perhaps they felt sorry for the poor girl who had to put up with such insanity.
After grovelling at the security guards' feet for more than a dozen times, Dreamcatcher took the unusually cheerful Farfie home.
"You know, this is all your fault! I was embarassed in front of everyone and I didn't even get to buy the things I wanted!!" Dreamcatcher yelled at Farfie once they were outside.
"But I got them all." And Farfie showed her the bag that he's been carrying for a while, which she hasn't noticed until now.
"Nani kore5? CD, card, gloves, shampoo...you got everything in that short a time?!"
A smirk. "Hai. People just let me go first in line at the check-out. People are nice."
Major sweatdrop. "Well I guess I have to thank you then..." Dreamcatcher said that a little reluctantly.
"So can I come to the mall with you again next time?"
Dreamcatcher had to restrain herself from screaming at him. "NOOOOO!"
But in the back of their minds, they both knew that Farfie would be coming again...if *he* wanted to, that is.
~*OWARI*~
1 I want to go too.
2 No way!
3 Got it.
4 It's been a long time
5 What's this?