2-Minute Farfie Stories -- I. Knife-Licking

2-Minute Farfie Stories

I. Knife-Licking

Farfie with a knife!  Run!!!

Disclaimer: All names and characters in this story, except Dreamcatcher, belong to Koyasu Takehito and Project Weiss.

Rant: I have only seen up to ep. 13 of the anime...and the AAWS manga don't help much...so Farfie might be a *little* out-of-character here. ^^;;;; Farfie: "A little" is an understatement... *cough* Anyway, any C & C are welcome! Hope you'll like it!

Copyright 1999 Dreamcatcher

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Dreamcatcher walks into the TV room. Farfie is sitting there watching SD Oh My Goddess. The screen is showing a pink mouse stuffing down the presents that Gan-chan gives her.

Dreamcatcher: Farfie, I didn't know you like this kind of show.

Farfie: SD Urd is sexier than the regular-size Urd in the OVA.

Dreamcatcher: o.O;;; Okay...Ne, want a snack?

As Farfie watches the pink mouse stuffs herself silly, he pulls out a switch blade, opens it, and...licks it.

Dreamcatcher: Anou, that's not edible, you know.

Farfie: I like it.

Dreamcatcher: Why do you like licking a piece of metal?? Besides, I think this switch blade of yours is getting rusty. ^^V

Farfie: Daijoubu. I've got spares. *His eyes gleams at the mention of spare knives*

Dreamcatcher: *goes to stand right in front of the TV* You still have to answer my question.

Farfie: *stares straight ahead at TV as if no one's there* This is what I have for snacks.

Dreamcatcher: *getting exasperated* But normal people don't have knives for snacks!!

Farfie: *gives Dreamcatcher a look that says "you just know me today?"* But I was telling the truth. When I was younger I didn'thave the money for snacks, so I took a knife and pretended it's a popsicle. Old habits are hard to quit, you know. Now please move, you're blocking Urd's face.

Dreamcatcher: ^^VV O-kay...*walks towards the kitchen* I...think I'll get myself a real snack now. You want a real popsicle Farfie-kun? *hopeful look in her eyes*

Farfie: No I'm fine. *watches TV again*

Sighs can be heard coming from the kitchen as Farfie carefully puts his switchblade away, and takes out a box of pocky. Strawberry pocky.

Farfie: *thinks: I just *love* driving her nuts* *smirks*

Oishii desu!

~*OWARI*~

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