Disclaimer: All names and characters in this story, except Dreamcatcher, belong to Koyasu Takehito and Project Weiss.
Um, not much I want to say about this one, except that the drive-thru idea is Thay's. Domo!
Any C & C are welcome! Hope you'll like it!
Copyright 2001 Dreamcatcher
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It’s a week since the shopping disaster, and Dreamcatcher is going out again.
"Hmm I wonder where Farfie is. He’s been gone since this morning, and *that* is unusual for him. Ee?! Farfie???!!"
Dreamcatcher is at the door to the garage, and to her horror, Farfie is sitting in the driver’s seat in her car.
/Okay calm down now….maybe if you sound good enough, he’ll get out./ Dreamcatcher tries to steady herself. She opens the driver’s door and sweetly says, "Farfie-kun, I need to go out now. Would you please get out so I can drive?" She even plasters a wide, fake smile on her face.
"No." comes the simple answer. "I can drive you there."
"Oh but Farf-sweetie, you haven’t even taken the written test yet, and you can’t drive unless you pass that. I’m sorry sweetheart, but you’ll have to get out. Thanks for the offer though," Dreamcatcher says, her patience starting to run thin.
Still the same answer. "No. I *know* how to drive." Suddenly Farfie steps out of the car, scoops Dreamcatcher up, and walks around and dumps her into the passenger seat. Before she even realizes what’s going on, Farfie has climbed back into the car, and is now backing out of the driveway…while stepping hard on the gas pedal.
The car zooms into the street, causing the other cars that are going by to swerve off to the sides. Sounds of the car horn and people cursing can be heard everywhere.
"What the h*ll Farfie!!!! You’re causing major accidents here!!! Stop and let me get into the driver’s seat *NOW*!!"
But Farfie, with a grin on his face, ignores Dreamcatcher and zooms down the street….going at 70 miles / hour.
"Oh no there’s a red light up front. Stop Farfie STOP!!!!!!" Dreamcatcher is shrieking now…and her hands are holding so tight onto her seat that her knuckles are becoming white.
But Farfie obviously has his own rules when it comes to driving. He speeds through the traffic light, causing an approaching car to skid to a stop right before hitting Farfie’s door. The cars behind don’t expect that first car to stop, and they all wham right into the bumper of the car in front of them.
"Hahahahahahahhahaha! GOD HURTS!!" Farfie laughs gleefully as he turns his head back to look at the accident, still going at the same insanely fast speed as before.
"FARFIE!! LOOK IN FRONT!! FRONT!!!" Dreamcatcher’s face is so pale that all she can do is to pray to kami-sama that she’ll still be alive by the time Farfie decides to stop.
Farfie is now driving rapidly down the *center* of the road, ignoring all the cars that are coming from either side and are trying desperately not to run into him.
"Hey there’s a drive-thru up there….isn’t there where you can get food while you’re still driving in your car?" Farfie asks, with a sudden gleam in his eyes.
Dreamcatcher almost loses her lunch right there when he mentions food. "Um, yeah…why?" She asks weakly, all the fear is making her feel numb now.
"I’m hungry…." By now they’re rapidly approaching the drive-thru restaurant. Thinking that Farfie will finally stop now, Dreamcatcher lets out a sigh of relief. But to her horror, Farfie is heading straight toward the restaurant building itself!!!
"Farfie, WHAT are you doing? The entrance is…..AAAHHHH!!!" Before Dreamcatcher can finish that sentence, Farfie has driven right into the restaurant through the glass window, just like what they like to do in movies. Chaos ensue while everyone is trying to run away from the BMW. When Farfie has driven to the counter, he slams on the brake and the car skids to a stop. Smells of burned rubber is all over the place.
A shaking employee peeks out at Farfie from behind the counter, where he is currently crouching. "Haaaa….Hi! May….may I taaaake your ordeeeeer?"
"I want 2 kids meal…" At this Farfie turns towards Dreamcatcher. "Do you want anything?"
Dreamcatcher’s face is green as she’s trying not to throw up. Trying *very* hard, actually. She weakly shakes her head.
Farfie turns back to the still-shaking employee. "2 kids meal. And I want 2 different toys in them, you got that?"
"Haaaa…hai!" The poor employee scampers back into the kitchen. 5 seconds later he comes back out with the kids meal and gingerly hands them to Farfie. "2 kids meal with different toys, Sir!"
"How much?"
"It’s on us Sir!"
"Oh. Well I’ll definitely come by again." Farfie smirks as he starts up the engine. Everyone in the restaurant pales. The employee sinks down into the surrounding rubble weakly as Farfie drives away.
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"Wow, a hello kitty action figure!! I’ve always wanted one of those!!" Farfie smiles happily as he rummages through the kids meal box and digs out the food and toy inside…while stepping hard on the gas pedal and barely holding the steering wheel.
By this time Dreamcatcher has already passed out. Before she becomes unconscious though, she is heard saying, "kill me, come kill me now."
Some time later she’s jolted awake. "Huh…wha-? Where am I?"
A happy Farfie says, "We’re home!"
Dreamcatcher can’t believe her ears. "Wha-? You made it home? And we’re still alive?" Needless to say, Dreamcatcher is shocked beyond words.
"Yeah. I’m a good driver!" Farfie grins.
Clang!
"I think your bumper just fell off."
Dreamcatcher groans. James will surely kill her for this. Afterall, it’s his car.
"Oh, didn’t you say that you were going out? I forgot to drop you off…."
And with that, their driving adventure starts again.
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