If Aya goes on a blind date like an ordinary guy:
Disclaimer: All names and characters in this little fic-like thing belong to Koyasu Takehito and Project Weiss. I don't own them (unfortunately ^^;) and don't get profit from them.
Where the idea came from: I was just thinking that, hey, if someone with psychic power, such as Schuldich, were to go on a blind date, what on earth would happen?? And then after writing Schu-Schu's scene, I wrote Aya's...and then before I knew what's happening, I wrote a scene for all 8 weiss and schwarz guys. ^^; Yup, I have no life. Oh well...
Oh yeah, last few things: the "blind date" they have can be either a guy or girl, according to your taste. ;) And some of this material may not be suitable for all you kawaiiko out there that are under the age of 13, so don't complain to me later, 'kay?
Any C & C are welcome! And if you think that this is funny enough and you want to write a (short) scene for any of these guys, please let me archive it here! And last but not least, hope you'll like it!
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If Schuldich goes on a blind date like an ordinary guy:Girl/Guy: So what are your hobbies?
Schu: *smirk* Clubbing, drinking, and having sex. Oh and annoying my team leader and favorite florists.
G: *sweatdrop* O…kay.
Schu: ….
G: Aren’t you going to ask me something about myself?
Schu: There’s no need. I know a lot about you already. *continues to look into G’s mind; G is oblivious*
G: *suddenly shivers*
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If Aya goes on a blind date like an ordinary guy:
G: You know, I never knew guys who are as good-looking as you could work in a flower shop as well. *attempted seductive smile* I’d love to visit you more often.
Aya: If you‘re not going to buy anything, don’t –
G: *is persistent* I’d like to see the pretty flowers too.
Aya: … *scowls*
G: Oh, isn’t that Takatori Reiji over there? He looks like he’s having a business din…Aya?!
Aya: *is already running towards Taketori* Taketori!! Shi-ne!!!
*chaos ensue*
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If Farf goes on a blind date like an ordinary guy:
G: *thinks: I’ll never go on a blind date again!*
Farf: *licks knife* *grins* Want to hurt God with me? (Wow! Farfie’s pickup line!)
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Farf goes on a blind date, Take 2:
Farf: Are you one of God’s Children?
G: Well…yes if you want to put it that way. I’m a Cath—AAH!
Farf: *is jumping towards G with multiple knives raised*
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If Brad Crawford goes on a blind date like an ordinary guy:
B: *thinks: Why did I not forsee this?*
G: *keeps on babbling*
B: *smiles and nods at random* *mentally planning the death of Schu who set him up, Taketori’s agenda for the next 2 weeks; and the destruction of Weiss and Estet*
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If Youji goes on a blind date like an ordinary guy:
Youji: *faces his date, who looks more like a hippo than a human*
G: I’m full, are you?
Y: Yeah…*stares at the 50 or so plates and bowls on their table*
G: We’re going to my place, pretty boy, and I’m not taking you home till noon tomorrow. *wink wink*
Y: Sorry I need to to go to the restroom…*runs for it*
G: Hey you’re not escaping, pretty boy! *throws wads of bills on table and attempts to run/walk after Youji*
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If Omi/Nagi goes on a blind date like an ordinary guy:
O: I can’t believe I got you, Schwarz. *frowns and narrows eyes, which still look huge anyway*
N: Do you think I want to go on a date with you, Weiss? *hisses*
O: It’s the last time I ever try finding a date in one of those internet chatrooms. *groans*
N: Ditto. *groans*
*1/2 hour later*
O: You got Schu’s?
N: Yeah. Wow I didn’t know Youji has so many porno vcds!
O: But Schu’s got most of the yaoi ones…
N: Let’s watch Schu’s first because I need to bring them back before he comes home tonight…
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If Ken goes on a blind date like an ordinary guy:
*Ken and date are at a bar. Ken is watching the latest soccer game on the tv*
Ken: Go, go!! Score! All right!!!! *highfives with the soccer fanatic sitting next to him*
G: Why did I even bother? *leaves*
K: *eyes are still glued to tv*
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