Name: Jeff

Back round: I dunno...?

Born and raised: Born someplace and raised somewhere else

Location: Under your bed

Age: 17

When I wanna die: Whenever

Instrument: Angry stick banging

Hobbies: drugs, booze and chicks

Music preference: metal

Cigarette of choice: any cigarette I can get

Drug of choice: I love my Mary Jane

Priceless possession: my zig zag’s

APPEARANCE
Hair: Blond
Eyes: blue

Height: 5’ 10
Weight: 145

Shoe size: 12

Do your shoes match the size of your cock: If you say so

FAVORITES Favorite band: How can I pick

Favorite album: I dunno

Favorite song: Fuckin' An Animal by Gwar

Favorite sex toy: My right hand

Favorite Movie: Any porno is good

Favorite book: Book????

Favorite Drink: Beer

Favorite position: What ever feels good

Favorite day of the year: The days that I’m stoned

Favorite color: shit

Favorite food: Pizza

Favorite place to be: Parties

Favorite word: Turkey!!!

Favorite quote: "you wanna go...TURKEY???!!!!!"

Things I hate: I hate not having any drugs, booze or smokes!!!

Things I like: Having drugs, booze, smokes and chicks

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