Name: Jeff
Back round: I dunno...?
Born and raised: Born someplace and raised somewhere else
Location: Under your bed
Age: 17
When I wanna die: Whenever
Instrument: Angry stick banging
Hobbies: drugs, booze and chicks
Music preference: metal
Cigarette of choice: any cigarette I can get
Drug of choice: I love my Mary Jane
Priceless possession: my zig zag’s
APPEARANCE
Hair: Blond
Eyes: blue
Height: 5’ 10
Weight: 145
Shoe size: 12
Do your shoes match the size of your cock: If you say so
FAVORITES
Favorite band: How can I pick
Favorite album: I dunno
Favorite song: Fuckin' An Animal by Gwar
Favorite sex toy: My right hand
Favorite Movie: Any porno is good
Favorite book: Book????
Favorite Drink: Beer
Favorite position: What ever feels good
Favorite day of the year: The days that I’m stoned
Favorite color: shit
Favorite food: Pizza
Favorite place to be: Parties
Favorite word: Turkey!!!
Favorite quote: "you wanna go...TURKEY???!!!!!"
Things I hate: I hate not having any drugs, booze or smokes!!!
Things I like: Having drugs, booze, smokes and chicks
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