Name: Jayson (Casper) Fenus
Back round: 100% Asshole
Born and raised: Born on the planet Motherfucker and moved to Mississauga
Location: Deep in the depths of hell
Age: 17
When I wanna die: I’ve decided a while ago, that I was gonna blow my brains out at 50, so I’ll stick with it!
Instrument: Fat strings and voice box
Hobbies: Masturbation, Witchcraft and beer!
Music preference: Death metal, Punk and GWAR
Cigarette of choice: Belmont Milds
Drug of choice: Alcohol but if I had to pick a real drug, I’d say E
Priceless possession: Toilette, soap on a rope and microwave dinners
APPEARANCE
Hair: Brown (shaved)
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 6 foot 3 inches
Weight: 165 lbs
Shoe size: 13
Do your shoes match the size of your cock: I fucking wish!!!!!
FAVORITES
Favorite band: Gwar and Hatebreed
Favorite album: Perseverance (Hatebreed)
Favorite song: Healing To Suffer Again (Hatebreed), Fuckin' An Animal (GWAR)
Favorite sex toy: Wendy, my blow up doll
Favorite Movie: American History X, Natural Born Killers, Nightmare Before Christmas and SLC Punk
Favorite book: Insomnia (Stephen King)
Favorite Drink: Bud, Blood and Mud
Favorite position: Like a floppy fish
Favorite day of the year: Halloween
Favorite color: Urine
Favorite food: Cereal
Favorite place to be: Anywhere where I’m alone
Favorite word: Poop
Favorite quote: "Conceived through and act of violence and born unloved”"(Hatebreed)
Things I hate: I hate people in general, you all make me sick and I hope you all die a slow and painfull death!!!!
Apart from that, I hate FAT CHICKS, sunny days, ignorance, Religion (apart from Atheists and Wiccans) I hate rules, laws and especially cops (fucking pigs) I hate Dogs, Cats and little birds!!! I hate red jell-o, rap music, gino’s and fancy cars!!! I hate blondes, brunettes, redheads and people with black hair!!!! I hate blue eyes, green eyes, brown eyes and anything in between!!!! I hate White people, black people, asian people and once again everything in between!!!!! I hate this place!!! I hate myself!!!! I hate my life and I especially hate YOU!!!!!!
Things I like: I like BEER!!! Uuhhhhh and beer, music, beer, sex, beer, beer, masturbation, beer, sleep, sex, beer, oral sex, sleep, beer, beer, beer, beer!!! Oh did I mention that I like beer!!!?
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