7 May 1977
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7 May 1977 |
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Once upon a time, a young man named Don met a very lovely lady, and fell deeply in "I'd love to spend the afternoon with you." But after talking with her for a short while, he realized that she wasn't much for conversation. Her heart seemed so cold, her breath so ... so ... wait ... was she even breathing? |
| Meanwhile, a young woman named Judi was having the same kinds of problems finding a good man. She met one that looked kind of old, but he was kind enough to listen to her for the entire afternoon. It wasn't until later she realized he'd lit up his pipe ... not being a smoker, Judi kissed her afternoon date good-bye. |  |
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Luckily, there was a singles dance for people who had been deceived by stone figures sitting on park benches. Of course, they didn't call it that, but close enough. Don and Judi met up at this mixer and had a wonderful time. (It is unknown as to whether to pipe smoking gentleman and the scantily clad stone woman ever met up.)  Click here to find out what happened next! 
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