Epitaph No, I've never ridden a calesa, and I've only been to Paris once. So...you might ask, what have I done? Well, I have done the 20 mile Daniel Boone trail with a 25-lb. pack on my back. I've done Half Dome at Yosemite and the Silver Dome in Detroit. I successfully completed business school with an engineering undergraduate degree, wrote a variety of songs, traveled to England, Italy, Spain, Canada, Mexico and East Troy, Wisconsin, raised two daughters and cultivated this web page with my bare hands, and I'm still married and (for the most part) sane. Of course, none of that will go on my tombstone. It will simply say, "Here Lies Dan, Freed from all Debt."

Addictions

Yahoo Literati - like Scrabble without the work of flipping over the little letters.

You used to find me on the tennis court everyday like clockwork, but now my fingers are glued to the mouse & keyboard.

Heritage

I'm often mixed up, being part Russian, German, Iroquois, and who knows what else. When my dad died in '93, he left me his gold scapular medal which Gramps had left him in '78, and, of course, I lost it at a laundrymat a few months later (you didn't find it, did you?).

Stats

Height=Medium
Weight=Medium
Hair=Brown, tending towards silver
Eyes=Brown, framed with German titanium
Trophies=baseball, tennis, lettered in cross country, tennis and hockey, blue ribbon for "Stone Deaf" humorous speech
Income=Enough to keep the government afloat
Health=Fine, pending further review
Capacity=Varies (depending on temperature & pressure)
Offices Held=President & VP of IBM San Jose Tennis Club, Captain of the NU Floaters Soccer team, Oracle Tennis Servers and a south bay USTA team
Titles=Documentation Directory, Documentation Manager, Technical Writer, Product Management Engineer, Aerospace Engineer, Industrial Engineer, Counselor, Paper Boy, Wallace Brown Sales Associate, Son, Bro, Dad, Mahal, etc.
Member=Dinner on Us Club, Interval International
Wanted=Dead or Alive

Future

Out of college, money spent...Still hoping to save the world from evil, boredom, and anxiety. Looking for the American dream, but would settle for the Australian dream or the Maltan dream.