We sent out out brave reporter to dig out some dirt on The Unholy Trinity and find out what the Disciplinary Committee really is all about.
		Reporter ( has requested to be anonymous ): So you are the Disciplinary Committee. Fujin: AFFIRMATIVE: Reporter: Um...Ok. So who's running this thing then? Fujin: THING?!? Seifer: That would be me. Fujin: THING?!! Seifer: Easy Fuu. Fujin: SNORT Reporter: So what about the rules, they seem pretty easy to follow. Seifer: Yup Reporter: So then there shouldn't be much work for you guys? Raijin: Well, ya know, if there is no one around to keep an eye on everything then it would all go crashing down, ya know. If we weren't here then no one would care about the rules, ya know. If there weren't... Reporter: Ok, got it. * Phew * So, is there any " unofficial rules " ? Seifer: Nope Fujin: NEGATIVE. Raijin: Well, ya know, there is this one thing, everyone have to do as we tell them, ya know. Otherwise they get their asses kicked or we put them on the Though-Nut-To-Crack List and then... Seifer and Fujin: RAIJIN!!! Raijin: Oops, sorry, ya know, it just slipped out. Fujin: SIGH * rolls her eye and walks away * Reporter: Is this " list " a secret. Raijin: Yup, ya know, 'cause... Seifer: What list? There is no list. Raijin: But...but... Seifer: There is  n o  l i s t. Reporter: Whatever. Seifer: * Pulls out Hyperion * Squall?? Reporter: Uh...no Seifer: Ok, sorry then * tucks away Hyperion * Reporter: * Phew * So who ran this thing while you were out on your knight-thing? Seifer: Knight-thing? * invites Hyperion back into the conversation * Reporter: Uh... your noble crusade? Seifer: Hey, like the sound of that. Raijin: Ya know, when we were gone, this whole place just fell apart and... Reporter: Ok, got it. Raijin: It just flew away, the whole place ya know. Reporter: Wasn't that because you aimed missiles at the Garden? Seifer: * starts polishing Hyperion * Reporter: On to the next question, quickly. How did you feel when you found out how successfull Squall Leonheart had been in his mission? Seifer: Isn't that a little off the subject? Reporter: No.... * desperately hopes no one is smart enough to realize it actually is * Seifer: Do you want the long answer or short? Reporter: I'll go for the long. Seifer: Ok, Raijin will you tell... Reporter: Um... I meant short. Seifer: Ok, Fujin.
			Fujin: * walks over from the otherside of the room where she has been standing. * Seifer: Will you answer this one? Fujin: SHOCK! Reporter: So you were surprised? Fujin: AFFIRMATIVE: Reporter: So why did you decide to go fishing? Seifer: Isn't that off the subject? Again. Reporter: Whatever. Seifer: * pulls out Hyperion once more * Fujin: * starts summoning Tornado * Raijin: * pulls out his club but trips over it and knocks himself out * Reporter: Gotta go * runs out the door * Hyperion: * flies through the air * Tornado: * accidentally sweeps Raijin away * Raijin: GAAH!!! Fujin: OOPS: Hyperion: * slams into the wall * Seifer: Aarghh!!! * picks up Hyperion and gently strokes the blade * My poor baby. Reporter: * hides behind some trees in the Lobby * Voice: Hiya! Reporter: * turns around, desperately wishing it's not the infamouse Selphie * Voice: My name is Selphie * smile unnaturally widely * Reproter: * runs for his life * Selphie: Weird * hears noise from the Disciplinary Committee's office. *  Hey guys, what's going on? Seifer and Fujin: * are really quiet, hoping she will go away * Raijin: * falls from the sky and lands on Seifer and Fujin * Seifer and Fujin: Ouch!! Raijin: Sorry Seifer and Fujin: Ssshhhhh!!!! Selphie: * sees Seifer, Fujin and Raijin in a heap on the floor *  Yucky!!! * covers her eyes and runs away * Dicsiplinary Committee: * Phew * <<Dormitory <<Lobby