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| some stupid JC rule [1]: "you can't show affection in your uniform" these 2 robots had violated the rule |
| if you're not from NASA you don't get to fly in a rocket but on the rocket |
| what a crowd.. luckily no terrorist attack Osama was still a sperm that time... |
| "baby kidnapped!" baby's foots was last saw in a trolley |
| when you want to lie, cross your fingers but please don't be so stupid to show it |
| you know why the ground crack? not because its dry it's because the skeleton of the bull is trying to come out from the ground |
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| all sorts of lame nonsenses |
| black & white |
| Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. |
| Save water. shower with your friend. |
| A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. |
| Wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. |
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| Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. |
| some stupid JC rule [2]: "you can't get back your promo papers" JC rather use the exam scripts to fold paper aeroplane than to let the students learn from their mistakes. while there's some other JC give back the exam scripts one year later... |
| Why some aunties love shop at NTUC? NT-auntie U-you C-see keep asking aunties to see how cheap their goods are... |
| lame school rule: "girls cannot keep short hair" the school will assume you're 'trying to be a boy' |
| Disclaimer[:] This page was done by Doc. Not Funny. All quotes and comments are purely for entertainment. Some lame stuffs are from emails/magazines. If you laughed while reading this page, I advise you to consult your family doctor. |
| freaking lame conversations |
| Man : You remind me of the sea. Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? Man : NO, because you make me sick. |
| Son : Mom, can I have two piece of cake? Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two. |
| Man : I'm new around here. Will you please direct me to the bank? Boy : I will, but only if you pay me ten dollars. Man : Why should I pay you so much? Boy : Because bank directors are always highly paid |
| Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake? Son : Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it? |
| Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter? Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. |
| Customer : How much is that tie? Salesman : Forty dollars. Customer : Why, I can buy a pair of shoes with that much money. Salesman : But how would a pair of shoes look around your neck. |
| Wife : You tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. Husband : You tell a woman something; it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. |
| Woman : How can I ever repay you for your kindness and consideration to me? Man : By cheque, money order or cash. |
| Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated. Lily : So what do you do? Sam : I close my eyes. |
| Teacher : Have you given the goldfish fresh water? Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last week. |
| lame school rule: at CGS, students are not allowed to wear lacy bra [though how the teachers check is a mystery] |
| lame school rule: at NJC, girls can't wear coloured ankle socks but they're allowed the most colourful and outrageous hair accessories. |
| At PRSS, anyone caught with their hair dyed, will be forced to wear a hot pink shower cap with white flowers on it and a bright purple vest for the entire day. [i wonder whether if this rule applies to the teachers and staffs] |
| lame school rule: at ACJC, students are not allowed to cross the running track in school uniform, otherwise a $10 fine. |