A little note to affiliates, fans, hitmen, and other satanic acquaintances to the cult leaders known as "NSYNC"

If you continue to follow these demons in their shadows of disillusioned popularity, trends, flamboyantly gay looks, and subliminal messages encoded in their songs ... you will become lost forever. Turn back and stop the cult worship. Listen to real music. It's not too late.

Now, let's all raise our middle fingers and repeat "Fuck NSYNC"

Good job.

Love Your Savior,
Erin

Now go away.

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