"Watch yer step there. I drew the short stick again and got stuck with Slope-watch duty fer the fourth time this sevenday! Lousy luck I've got. Anyhow, hello. I be Ch'tiron Morleyr, safety expert. I'm here to make sure ye don't trip and break yer neck. 'Ware the eastern path, lest ye be a Pilgrimer to leave yer mark. Else, go this way."