It’s Cool To Hate…

The White Stripes

      The Stripes are by far the most over rated band in recent memory…well, them and Radiohead. Meg White could not drum her way out of a paper bag. She also gives female drummers a terribly bad name. In front of her mundane loops and fills is the Clockwork Orange reject, Jack White who’s jetlag-induced vocals could put insomniacs to sleep.

      Recently the Stripes made a fuss after agreeing to endorse (cell phones was it?) for a company then freaking out and reneging on their deal. They claimed that they never officially gave the company permission to use their images and went ape shit when they saw the ads. Apparently, they did not want look like sellouts to their fans…all three of them.

      Also, Jack and Meg will not confirm or deny their relation to one another (be it husband and wife, brother and sister, and so on.) The question is does anyone really care? It’s doubtful that anyone will be losing sleep over this mystery.

      A fluke from the get-go, the White Stripes have stated numerous times that they do not enjoy being famous and did not seek fame out…THEN GET OUT OF THE FUCKING LIME LIGHT YOU ASS WIPES! No one will miss you.