The Monkey Fear Cafe!!!

CD RELEASE: Monday June 4, 2001!

This is the official track list for the Monkey Fear Cafe. More info on touring and performances coming soon.

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1. Monkey Fear Cafe!

A little intro to get the CD off to a good start.

2. Generic Rock Song

Perhaps our #1 hit so far, this is a little jeer at modern (and classic) rock, in addition to folk, punk, and atonal music. It is the same cut from the Cafe Wednesday CD

3. Politics

A little political satire based on the current issues with the Florida Recount etc.

4. The Hits of Techno

The Demons poke fun at techno music

5. Mr Ed

Legendary recording by This Crappy Nation, brought after a class action lawsuit ended in open rights to the recording.

6. What Would You Do?

Well, what would you do?

7. Let's Dance the Screw, Part 1

Cover of an infamous recording by Phil Spector. For more info check out Snopes.

8. The Best of that Guy in the Subway

Just wait, Time-Life WILL release this.

9. A Trip to the Dentist

Just close your eyes and imagine...

10. Pork Fiction

What if Quentin Tarantino wrote "The 3 Little Pigs?"

11. Andy the Cultist

Boy, you leave the microphones running for a little while and look what happens...

12. Go Home Alabama

Neil Young's response to the Lynrd Skynyrd song...

13. Roper and Ebert at the Movies

One cut from the show that never made it...

14. Metamorphosis

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into...

15. Crappy Song

Let's face it, we all know Heart and Soul, it's about time someone made fun of it.

16. Iron Elevator

An alternative take on Ozzy's song. (On a side note, Andy suggested calling the track "Irony Man." He was right, damn it.).

17. VH1 Behind the Music: Bud

An interview with the most recent member of the Demons, our drummer Bud.

18. The Night of the Living Dead

They're coming to get you Barbra!

19. The XGA

The Extreme Golf Association, with Jesse "The Golfer" Ventura

20. 15 Minutes of Fame

A reality-TV send up

21. Worms Polka

Another example of how deadly a running mike can be...

22. An Interview With Michael Defronatjeur

A little blasphomy to give us an edge.

23. Do You Believe?

Well, do you?

24. Kazoo Jam

A live cut from the Chicago '83 tour.

More Coming Soon!