ABOUT THE DEMONS!!
The birds-eye low-down on all your favorite Demons
Guitarist Andrew "Sellars" Smellars is a man of many talents. In addition to being the musical anchor of the group, his many catchphrases, such as "What's the deal?" and "AAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!" have become the stuff of water cooler conversations across the country. A sitcom based on Andy's life, entitled "What's my AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!" was slated for Fall 2001 on CBS, but was eventually dropped due to artistic differences. When he's not playing guitar, Andy enjoys long walks on the beach, having sideburns, and being John Cusack. He is an 19-year-old sophomore at Northeastern University.
Contrary to popular belief, Demons frontman and occasional keyboardist Oscar Goff did not die as a result of eating a bag of Pop-Rocks while drinking Coca-Cola. Or maybe he did, and just forgot to mention it. Living or dead, Oscar is always there whenever there's a microphone to shout nonsense through, and usually there when there isn't. In his free time, he'll stare at linoleum for hours on end (an activity he calls "fanarking"). He is a 20-year-old sophomore at Emerson College.
Stacey Robarge, often referred to as the Hendrix of kazoos, is kind enough to lend his talents to the Demons of Stupidity. While he's often overshadowed onstage by his hard-rockin' counterparts, he has something the other Demons will never have: He is Jesus Christ. Not in some phony metaphorical sense, either; he is the walking, talking second coming of the J-Man Himself. He enjoys bowling, fingerpainting, and howling at the moon. He is a 19-year-old senior at Mount Wachusett Community College.
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Bud is the
50 year old Drum Machine originally owned by Stacey's Grandfather. He enjoys
long extension cords and button pushers. Perhaps his best feat is the ability
to never travel off beat, unless directly told to. A definite
cornerstone for the Demons.
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