WARNING: This is a tale of YAOI insanity, of the birth of a BOYxBOY fanfiction addiction. and of course, it wouldn't be any fun without the R-RATED parts, now would it? ^_~
Sometime in the year 2000...
"Must... know... what happened..." was the single thought gasping through her brain as she searched the internet for Fushigi Yuugi episode summaries like a man in a desert searching for water. If she had known she was going to be out that long, she would have set the VCR to record, or more likely wouldn’t have left the house at all (for she did not yet know that there were reruns on the following mornings). But noooo, she had returned home too late, to catch the last, very confusing minute of her new favorite TV show.
The first thing she did was wail in fury, as she absolutely deTESTed missing a single minute of any of her television obsessions, and then because of it she wouldn't be able to understand the plot when watching the next episode. But then she remembered what had happened the first time she had missed an episode of Buffy. One of the girls in the dorm who also watched the show had told her to check out a site that had episode summaries. So she did. And she was never lost again.
So there HAD to be episode summaries for Fushigi Yuugi SOMEwhere on the net. Hence her current search of desperation.
As she waited for the next page to load, she remembered how she had discovered Fushigi Yuugi, and with it, the world of anime. She had been channel surfing, as usual, when she came across some kind of cartoon in which a girl was reading about another girl in a book. It kind of reminded her of The Never Ending Story, one of her favorite movies. Plus she was also a big fan of anything animated, so this was right up her alley. Not to mention the show had numerous animated hotties, which was also right up her alley. *wink wink*
So she watched the show, a little confused, and then the credits at the end came up and she realized that it was japanimation dubbed in english. Hmmmm...
The next day found her parked in front of the TV again, same time, same channel... and before she knew it, she had a new obsession...
"Finally!" the girl said out loud as the page finished loading. And then, "Ahhh! Success!" as the episode summaries began to fill her screen. Hah! She would never be lost again. But then...
"Hmmm, for more episode summaries, check out this site..." she clicked the link.
"The Shrine Of The Almighty Chicken Of Doom?" she questioned, raising a skeptical eyebrow. "...summaries, pics, fanfiction..."
She remembered seeing a fanfiction link on her Buffy site, but had never been interested enough to check it out. But for some reason, this time she did.
After checking out a few fics, she gathered a general idea about what the whole fanfic thing was about, but decided it wasn’t really her thing.
However, a couple weeks after the anime ended, she found herself going through seeerious Fushigi Yuugi withdrawal, which sent her gasping through the desert of the internet once again, searching for the sustaining water of life which was anything and everything Fushigi Yuugi. And she began to consume The Chicken Of Doom’s VERY extensive fanfic archive. But she still didn’t know a few things...
"Yaoi? What does that mean?" *heh heh heh...* She decided to check the fic out.
Everything seemed like your usual fanfic until...
"He did WHAT???!!! ...Tasuki did WHAT to... Chichiri’s NIPPLE...?" she re-read the last sentence, and gulped as she did so.
Yup. She had read correctly.
Her initial urge was to go back and find some good ol’ dark and angsty fics, but she found she could not remove her eyes from the screen. Before she knew it she had read the whole yaoi luvin’ fic through. And before she knew it, she had read a bunch of yaoi luvin’ fics through...
Several Anne Rice novels and Fushigi Yuugi, Rurouni Kenshin, and Slam Dunk fics later...
"Yosh. It’s time to let the beast out." She said determinedly as she sat down at her computer to write her very first, very lemon-y, yaoi fanfiction...
The raven haired boy gasped at the first coolness of oil on his body, but as Sendoh’s hands began to knead at his flesh Rukawa soon felt himself melting like putty at the touch. Rukawa hadn’t realized how his constricted walking ability had taken its toll on his back, but as soon as each ache was discovered Sendoh smoothed it away, leaving Rukawa gasping in responsive pleasure.
And every moan and gasp that escaped Rukawa’s lips sent corresponding waves of fire through Sendoh’s body. Soon Sendoh’s arousal began to manifest itself, and he found himself struggling with the maddening urge to throw his koi down and take him right then and there...
*an evil cackle is heard as the diggler loses herself in delirium...*
Fushigi Yuugi and
related characters © Watase Yuu et al.
Slam Dunk and related characters © Inoue Takehiko et al.