So You Wanna Be A Porn Star...
by the diggler
Warnings: This fic is HET [has male/female content] and is FOR ADULTS ONLY. it's also majorly squicky. you may be grossed out... i was alternately laughing and cringing the whole time i was writing this.
Disclaimers: Slam Dunk and related characters are the property of Inoue Takehiko et al.
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Haruko sighed in boredom as she turned off her stereo and got into bed. Her parents were away for the weekend and she was supposed to be spending the night at Fuji's house, but her friend had called to cancel because she had to go to a family dinner. Oh well, they would see each other tomorrow.
Haruko sighed again and turned on her side to get more comfortable, snuggling deeper into her sheets. She had almost drifted into blissful sleep when she heard the front door close and the familiar sounds of movement in the kitchen. Her brother must be home from his study session. She looked over at her clock, and seeing the lateness of the hour she frowned. Really, her brother studied too hard. And on a Friday night too. Mou.
Haruko rolled over again and tried to get back to sleep.
But then, just as she started to drift again, her brother turned on the television. And probably because he thought he was home alone, he had the volume up at its normal level, which was too loud for her to be able to sleep. Haruko groaned inwardly, realizing she was going to have to get out of her oh-so-comfortable bed and go all the way downstairs to ask her brother to turn the volume down.
Slowly she dragged herself up, put on her house slippers, and padded down the stairs half-asleep. But halfway down the staircase she heard a noise that stopped her in her tracks, instantly wide-eyed and awake.
She blushed.
Was her brother watching... one of those movies?
"Mmmm.... feels so good... "
Wait a minute. That wasn't the tv. That sounded like her brother! Her blush instantly darkened even further. Was her brother... Ie! She didn't want to think about it! Gross! But then...
"Ooooh Takenori!" she heard a female voice moan, and she instantly covered her mouth to prevent the yelp that threatened to come out of it. Eep! Her brother wasn't alone!
"Aaahhh... so wet... unhnhhh"
Haruko froze in horror, the soft groans and harsh breathing coming from the living room detailing the situation quite vividly, and she cringed when she heard the undeniable sound of skin slapping in time with the creaking of the couch. And then it got worse...
"Mmm... OH! Takenori! I love the way you feel... ahhh... inside... oooooooh" the female voice moaned. And Haruko's eyes went wide again. It wasn't so much the shock of how vocal the girl was, while that was shocking... No, the real shock was that voice sounded very familiar. But she couldn't believe it! She didn't want to believe it! It just couldn't be.
She had to know.
Overwhelmed by some demon of curiosity, Haruko found the courage to sneak towards the entrance of the living room, and dared to take a quick glance in.
She pulled back less then a second later, having seen enough, the image still burning against the backs of her eyelids; her very naked brother lying on top of a very naked Ayako... the managaress' legs wrapped around her brother's very naked, pistoning rear.
Haruko stood frozen in horror as the abomination continued in the living room.
"Oh god give it to me Takenori! Break me apart with your huuugge--"
Haruko slammed her hands against her ears, her reflexes kicking in to save her from losing her already-fragile innocence forever. But it wasn't enough. Through her palms she heard her brother roar, his grunting growing louder and faster, egged on by Ayako's screams.
She fled. As quietly as she could. Up the stairs and into her room, burying her head into her pillow to force out the atrocity from her ears and hopefully her mind.
Think happy thoughts Haruko... Think puppies and kittens and frolicking through a field of daisies... Spending time with friends and watching Rukawa play basketball-- Wait! No! No basketball, no gyms, no captains and manageress' humping like porn-stars on our living room couch!!! ARRRGHHHHH! Ok, better think about nothing. Nothing at all. Nooothing! lalalalaa!
The horror.
~ owari
A/N: someone asked me to write het. i thought about trying it, but this was a close as i could get ^^;;; and it's the only het pairing i kinda like. gomen.
completed April 15 '04