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By Hank Essay, Submitted by Johnny Angel
While talking to Chris Rock last night about Bill's move to Harlem, Larry King actually asked him about the Rich pardons and the "gifts." Someone should print a copy of it and ship it to the Smithsonian so when historians look back at this terrible time in America, they will have good evidence of the media's role in destroying this once great country…
KING: Prices will go up.
ROCK: Prices will go up. Who's better than that? You can't stop Clinton.
KING: But aren't you -- are you offended at this.
ROCK: I'm not offended.
KING: How about the Marc Rich pardon?
ROCK: I don't care.
KING: The guy's on the FBI list. ROCK: He's the president. He could pardon Manson if he wants to.
KING: Yes. But wouldn't you be offended?
ROCK: I'm not offended.
KING: You don't care who he pardons.
ROCK: I don't care.
KING: Shocked at this.
ROCK: Did Marc Rich shoot anybody?
KING: No.
ROCK: Did he punch anybody in the face?
KING: No.
ROCK: OK.
KING: You forgive him anything.
ROCK: I'm fine, hey, whatever.
KING: How about the gifts in the White House, taking all those gifts?
ROCK: Well, it's his stuff.
KING: No, but it's supposed to be -- it's supposed to be your stuff. It belongs to...
ROCK: I don't want that stuff. I don't want the couch. What am I going to do with a presidential couch. Let the man take the stuff.
He got a new office. You know what's -- you know what's up with that office. (UNINTELLIGIBLE) no furniture.
KING: That's right. You need the furniture.
ROCK: So now he takes some furniture out of the White House, put it in his new office. What's wrong with that?
KING: How about Hillary?
ROCK: Hillary is fine.
KING: You don't complain about anything.
ROCK: Hillary's a good woman. Stand by your man.
KING: Really stand by your man.
ROCK: Stand by your man.
KING: Were you offended by Lewinsky?
ROCK: Hey, Lewinsky. He's the leader of the free world. He needed to relieve some stress.
KING: You have found a way for everything. Is there anything you don't like?
ROCK: Money, sex, power, they are connected. You don't want power just to sleep with one woman.
KING: You've got a point, Chris. OK...
ROCK: I rule the world so I can sleep with you? I rule the world so I can sleep with you, you, you, you, and you.
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