March Battles




Demonic Knights Attack


The heartless fiend known as Kaijuu walks the Earth in search of a lake. During his travels, he stumbles upon a training area of another warrior...

"(Hmpf... he thinks he's so cool, with his high power level. I'll teach him!) ...Ranpatsu!" "Hmph...?! Waaaaahhhhhhh...!!!!" The beam travels into the woods and destroys it, along with hitting Frojen. "The dark stench of evil is abound. Come out and face me!" He says as a cloud of smoke surrounds him. "No!" "What?" "You heard me. No!" "Are you a coward, then?" "No!" "Then why not face me?" "You're ugly, that's why!" "(Gotcha...) Double Tsuihikidan!!" The beam zip through the smoke, hitting Kaijuu. "You ARE stupider than you look!" Kaijuu rushes him, grabs his face and smashes it against a mountain side. A rapid attack into an ascending revolution asssault proceeds a sixteen armed beat down. A double hammerfist sends Frojen into the ground.

"Let's make this quick... I got things to do..." He goes Mega Monster 2. Kaijuu hurls a Comet Crash down at Frojen. "Rensha Re-za!!" A Phase 2 Frojen explodes the orb before contact. As it explodes, the area gains a greenish tint to it. "What... what it this? (It's that blasted noxious move!) Masenko!!" "Shindou!!" As strong as Frojen is, Kaijuu is stronger. Frojen falls to his knees. Kaijuu walks over. "Are you finished...?" "...nev..er...!" Frojen powers back up and punches with both hands flared with a Double Tsuhikidan. Kaijuu catches his hands and twists, effectively breaking his wrists. Kaijuu picks his up and takes to the sky. "Sayonara...!!" He throws the beaten Frojen into the mountain, collapsing it on him. "Ahahahaha... Now that's cool..."

And in the Next Dimension... "Get back here Judicator... time for death in a dead land! Ground Razor!" Gotrek jumps over it only to get blasted by Eye Beams. Gotrek fires his own and tosses a Crusher Ball. "Makosen!!" Chaos runs passed it and hits Gotrek with a powered up Kamehameha. Gotrek goes flying off from the shot. "Grrr... I'm a Judicator for one week, and I'm already sought after... good!" A spark of energy flies off of Gotrek. Chaos charges with Suiken style attacks. Gotrek and Chaos fight back and forth for about twelve minutes. Gotrek is beaten up, while Chaos is a little bloody. "Looks like this is the end, Gotrek. Maybe you shouldn't have held back, you might have won. Why did you hold... back? Oh no...?!?" Chaos turns to run as Gotrek opens his hand to show a small Genki Dama. Gotrek throws it at him. The energy from the orb blows Chaos at least fifty miles away from him. "Hehe... never underestimate..."

Back in the land of the living... "Quit running worm... time to enter the Next Dimension! Dodonpa!" Yotaga lets the bolt hit him and he goes sailing. "Stupid... didn't even block." [fzzt!] "Kamehameha!!" Hyuga gets blasted in his back by the Dodonpa charged Kamehameha. "Ok... that's it. No more fooling around. You're toast! Hankokubikkurisho!" Hyuga stops Yotaga's advance. Kakusandan!" The orbs rain down on Yotaga, knocking him into the ground. As he gets up, he sees a mammoth Hyuga above him. Yotaga uses his speed to engage in hit and run tactics. But when Hyuga uses a newly learned move, it turns the tables. He teleports in front of Yotaga and hammerfists him hard enough so that only his head is visible above ground. Reverting back to his normal size, Hyuga laughs. "Hehehe... Saimin No Jutsu!" Yotaga starts to doze off and soon he's sleep. "Oh, this is gonna fun... Satsujinki!!" As the smoke clears, the area is blackened by the move, as Hyuga rummages through Yotaga's beheaded body. "That was fun!"


Out For Blood


Travelling out of the city, Tetzu senses a power level weaker than his own...

"Hey stupid... let's fight!" "I know not who you refer to. Leave now." "Pfft... make me." "You're a child. You're power may be greater, but you are a weak willed individual." The Namekian named Muri walks away. "Bastard! Kamehameha!" Muri gets hit in his back. "You won't get away so easily after what you just said. Haa!" Tetzu fires another ki beam at him, but Muri's Ki Barrier deflects it. Tetzu rushes in and attacks with Suiken style strikes. This dazes Muri. Tetzu then slams Muri into the ground, face first. Tetzu flies up and fires a Kamehameha at Muri. "Gwaaaahhhhh!!!!" It drills him deeper into the ground.

"Man, you're such a loser. You fat Namek!" Muri remember always being called that. He doesn't mind losing, just being made fun of. "What... what did you call me?!" He says as he floats out of the hole. "I called you a fat, greasy Namek!" Sparks fly around Muri as his anger builds. Tetzu sees this and blasts him, but to no avail. Muri is still coming towards him. Tetzu seems a bit worried at this event. "You're crazy...!" "Am I? Am I?? ...Kamehame... HA!!" The beam actually levels Tetzu. Muri falls face first proud of his accomplishment, but still in pain for taking that shot head on.

"You got guts, kid! Kamehameha! Too bad they're all over the ground now! Hahahahahaha!!"


Eager To Fight


Minutes after landing back on planet Earth, Gwen eagerly searches for one to fight against...

"Hmmm... where is everybody? There used to be a time when you couldn't find a place to relax, now... wait a minute... I spoke too soon!" Gwen feels a power level closing in on her. "That's... that's..." "You're worse nightmare!" "Umm nope, not really." "WHAT!? What did you say little girl?!" "That's you're not my, or anybody's from what I hear, worse nightmare!" "I show you... Kamehameha!!" "Ugh... you actually hit me... but I'm still not scared!" "Then have another one!" The Draco warrior named Gygan begins to fire another ki beam, but Gwen is quicker. "Galick-Ho!" As Gygan goes sailing Gwen rushes forward and knocks him further with a Gwen Kick. "Sokidan!!" She moves her arms and hands around signalling to the orb where to go. "Stupid... ball... moving too... fast..." "HA!!" She commands the orb to blow up on his chest. Gygan falls backward, now rolling down a hill.

"Thoushand Spikes!" Many ki bolts litter the ground, but it's her Bakuhatsuha that blows Gygan up. "Waaaahhhhh.... That's it... no more Mister Nice Dracoooooooo!!!!" Gygan's Mouretsu takes over and he fries Gwen with his Internal Flame. She falls down, cringing from the intensity. Then, a crazed look befalls her. She leaps up at him, hopping mad, which confuses Gygan. Even more confusing is seeing four of Gwen. Gwen goes a level then strikes. "Eraser Cannon!! Crusher Ball!! Saiko no Kogeki!! Kamehameha!!" Gwen merges back into one. "Like I said earlier, I'm not scared of you! I'm done fighting you..." Before she turns away... "Dragon Spirit!!" "Snake Bite!!" Their timing is split second. She strikes him as he strikes her. Gygan's ki washes over Gwen's body, while her poisonous injection leaves Gygan in a not too pleasant predicament.

Gwen is propelled at least twenty miles away, as Gygan lays there convulsing. He manages, somehow, to get most of the poison out, but at the cost of his arm. It falls down to his side limp. He stumbles off to parts unknown. "Oohhh, my aching head... Hmmm... he's not dead, but he's a lot worse off than me... ouch!"


Determined Fight


Finishing learning a new move, a warrior sets forth on a mission...

"Huh? What's this? From Yotaga... If it's a challenge he wants he'll get it!" The warrior teleports to the designated place. "A letter... from Muri? Impossible, I would have... No matter. I'll beat him and be one my way!" The warrior leaves, flying fast. "Well, well... seems Katai is after me. That's good! This should prove interesting...!" Now this warrior takes off as well. They all arrive, wondering why the third is here. An argument ensues. All at once they begin to power up, then a voice comes from above. "I've brought you all here!" "Really, for what?" "And you are?" "What's with this ruse Konketsu, why not just come out and fight us?" "Because Katai, I want to fight all three of you... at once! Double Tsuihikidan!!" The two beams hit Yotaga and Muri in the chest, knocking them away. "Dodonpa!" The ki bolt races towards Katai. He dodges it, but is hit by an Ikan Kick. Katai grabs Konketsu's outstretched leg and spins, dragon screwing him into the ground. Konketsu flips up and attacks with Jan-Ken-Gu. Katai uses a rising block into a judo throw. While still holding onto his arm, he rocks back into an armbar. Knoketsu fires a Kiaiho from his free hand. Katai reaches to his left side and retrieves his Bi-mu Epe. He slices at a back-peddling Konketsu. He does a back somersault and gets his Nyoibo. Before he can strike two Kamehamehas are barrelling down on him. He turns, deflecting them with a Ki Barriered back-knifehand block with the staff. He extends it toward Katai, hitting him in his gut. He teleports behind him and blows him away with Kaze Kokumoui.

Yotaga and Muri both sidestep as Katai flies past them. Muri flies up drawing Konketsu's attention. "Well, it seems you are a very strong person to be challenging all three of us... Just the kinda warrior I need to fight with to get stronger!" "Well, why not come down and fight then, instead of trying to distract me from Yotaga powering up..." "Huh?!" "Nani!?" "Gekidou Tamaken!" Light fades from the area as the orb is flung at Yotaga. Muri fires a ki beam as Konketsu fires upon Yotaga. The beam throws Konketsu off, which allows Yotaga to use all his defensive abilities to avoid being blown away by the ki orb. Although still hurt, Yotaga continues. "(Can they do it... can they drive me over the edge...?)" Konketsu swats Muri out of the sky with Nyoibo then pole vaults onto him. "Gaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!" Muri screams out at purple-ish blood spews from his mouth. His back is in severe pain. Konketsu stands up to see Yotaga back to full health, but Katai still reeling. Muri eats a senzu ad the three power up to their max. "Kamehameha!!" "KAIOKEN KAMEHAMEHA!!" "Bushin! Max Power... Kamehameha!!!" The three Kamehamehas converge onto a waiting Konketsu. Going Ultra Saiya-jin, he kiai's, dispering a great deal of their ki, while he uses Renzoku Energy Dan to obliterate them and the rest of their ki beams.

A fast moving figure drops out of the sky. "I wonder when you'd show up..." "Too late, I'm already upon you!" Katai comes down with his Bi-mu Epe drawn at full power. "Hiiiyyyaaaaaa!!!!" konketsu drops to the ground and says, "Taiyoken!" "Noooo...!!" He rolls out of Katai's way then puts him in a scissored sleeper. Cutting off the air supply, with his now massive muscles, Katai passes out. "That was a good fight... and an even greater learning experience, but I must leave know..." Konketsu takes off still trying to unlock the dormant power within himself.


Frojen Strikes


Seeking to justify his newfound power, Frojen sets forth to fight one of the strongest around...

A ki blast is fired. It flies past it's intended target, on purpose. "You're a bad shot..." "I meant to miss..." "Oh, then you're just stupid...!!" "Wha!?" The warrior disappears from Frojen's sight only to re-appear to deliver a sixteen armed beatdown. "When you fight with me... you don't miss on purpose. It's because you're scared!" "I'll remember that Kaijuu... as I'm sending you to the Next Dimension! Double Tsuihikidan!" The beams box Kaijuu in, but miss. "See, I told ya... scared!" "No, not really..." Frojen backflips out of the way of the toppling trees. They crash down on top of Kaijuu, implanting him into the ground. "Masenko!!" Frojen blasts the area clear. Kaijuu slowly emerges from the ground a Mega Monster. "Shindou!!" The shocking energies flood Frojen's body. He falls down, face first.

"And here I thought, you'd be a challenge. It turns out you nothing, just like Frieza was. Just strong enough to enstill fear, but just like Frieza you will die! Dainamat..urk!" Right before Kaijuu finishes, Frojen gives him a Phase 2 ridgehand to his throat. Frojen spins behind him and does an ascending revolution assault, a rapid attack then a backfist into Rensha Re-za. Kaijuu slips out of his Mega Monster state. "Die Kaijuu... Die!!" Frojen's ki flies from him at an incredible rate. "I've... had... enough!" Kaijuu dispenses with the formalities that come with powering up gradually, and becomes a Henzuru'ed Mega Monster 2. The site of Kaijuu drastically changes. Using Psychokinesis, Kaijuu suspends Frojen in mid-air, then slowly floats up to him. Kaijuu unsheathes his Bastard-Ono as his ki flares around himself. "This is gonna hurt." Kaijuu mocks as Frojen struggles to free himself. "(...just as I planned...)" Kaijuu decapitates Frojen. Just as his headless body hits the ground, he releases Satsujinki, instantly incinerating it. "Hmmpf... That was too easy......"


Big Battle On Planet Earth


Several warriors converge at a perfect place, twenty miles away from Shenlong Park, while two others are battling near the park...

"Now... Lawless One... Time to battle to the death!" "My death... or yours, Demented One?!" "One way to find out... Bakurikimaha!!" Katai dodges the blast and fires a Dodonpa at Akutenshi's chest. Katai teleports behind him attacking with an ascending revolution assault, a rapid attack, a backhand, a high kick, into a Ban Kokubikuri Shyou. "Good... you're not out of fight yet..." Akutenshi smirks as he descends. "Crusher Ball! Koukuukougeki!" Katai blocks the orb then rushes in, getting hit by the Sky Razor. "Shindou!!" Akutenshi's Mega Monster 1 electrifing energies crash into Katai's body. "Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh...!!!!!! (Must last...) Baka, hiding behind your Majin powers...!" "Nani!? Trying to get under my skin Katai... it won't happen! Saiko no Kogeki!!" Cross-arm blocking the mouth cannon, Katai gets pushed back at least eighty feet. Then Katai goes Meta-Human. "Now... let's fight!"

About over twenty miles away, a much larger battle is being waged. "Quit running Tetzu..." "Too slow Chaos... Eye Beams!!" Chaos fires his own and blasts Tetzu in his face. Cringing from the pain, Tetzu rocks back. "Shiyoken!!" Chaos chokes Tetzu as he punches him in his gut. In mere moments Tetzu is coughing up blood. "So you like picking on weaker people huh? Well so do I! Moses Punch!" Moses decks Chaos in the back of his head, causing him to drop Tetzu. "Ground Razor!" Moses jumps in the air. "Taiyoken!" Then gets blinded. "Tenkubekejiken!" Then gets knocked down. "Supi-dobo-ru!" Only to get blasted in his face. "...Angel... you're so dead!" As the Android becomes one again, Moses speeds towards him with an elbow. He pulls out his newfound weapon and slashes at Angel horizontally. "You wish I was that easy to beat, don't you?" He says as he blocks the Assassin's Dagger with the Nightfall Blade. "That dagger is rightfully mine!" "It'll be yours... over my dead body!" "That suits me just fine!"

"Masenko!!" "Aaaahhhh!!!! Kakusanyudokodan!!" Kaijuu becomes surrounded by Ryuuko's ki orbs. "Pfft... Rrrrraaahhhhhh!!! Dainamaito!!" Kaijuu powers up and detonates the orbs. Using Shyougekizan, Ryuuko controls a boulder to fly at Kaijuu. He shatters it with his fist. "Doragon Kick!" But gets hit by the kick. "You are a foul creature. I don't know why we've tolerated you this long..." "...You are a foul creature. I don't know... wait I do know. I'm stronger!! Kamehameha!" Ryuuko goes sailing away as Kaijuu gloats. "What a loser! ...huh?!" "Duel Yin Yang Fury!!" Two Machi's appear and revolve around Kaijuu attacking him all over. Machi breaks off his attack as an Eraser Cannon flies in and blasts Kaijuu. "...Ryuuko...you..eh... I will kill you!" Kaijuu fights both Machi and Ryuuko, all three are at their maximum. As Kaijuu is making short work of the two, Angel is getting blown up by Ki Mines from Moses, and Chaos has Tetzu in a headlock.

"Still fight left in you, Lawless One...?" "Shut up with the 'Lawless One' bit... will ya? Kikoho!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!!" The nigh-invisible, life-draining ki waves collide with Akutenshi. A smoldering cloud forms around him. "Shimatta... (That was the last of my energy...) ...Uhn!" Katai collapses. "It seems you were willing to give it all up to gain the powers of Majin... Hahahaha... Foolish!" Akutenshi picks Katai up. Then he realizes, he's not done. "Akumaitokooooooo..." Akutenshi chops Katai's neck, knocking him out. "...So very foolish!" A pinkish aura surrounds the pair. "Dainamaito!" Katai is blown away. "Hmmm... I still thirst for blood..." The Evil Angel takes to the skies and flies towards the others.

"Step aside Moses... It's my turn to fight!" "I'm not going anywhere!" "Gekidou Tamaken!" "Kaze Kokumoui!" Moses is knocked away by the combined efforts of Angel and Tensaiji. "Ready...?" "Oh you know it! Hell's Flash!" "Hmpf! For a machine, you're mighty slow!" "You think so... Angel Beam!" She dodges it as well. "Bakuhatsuha!" She somersaults over Angel and his attack, attacking him with Renzoku Energy Dan. "Angel... if that is your best, I shall fight you with both my hands behind my back!" "Woman... you'll regret mocking me. Do you hear me?!" "I'm sorry... were you talking?!" "Rrrrraaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!" Angel falls to the ground exploding with power, his wings extending from his back. "(Good... now we'll see...) Dengekiha!" The shock stops Angel in his tracks. "Ha! That's to weak to stop me!" That's Tensaiji's cue to go Super Saiya-jin. Angel flies at her with great speed. "Atooshiha!" But when Tensaiji does that, it's like slamming into a Genki Dama. "Gor!!!" "No... stay out of this... it's between me and her. Your defeat at my hands is inevitable!" "Really? Next you're gonna be saying that you were programmed to kill me, right?!" "Indeed!" Angel says, arm outstretched with a Bakurikimaha on the end of it. "Farewell... monkey...!" "Nooooooo!!!!!" Tensaiji spirals backwards. Flapping his wings, Angel floats over to her. "I knew I could beat you! I can't believe you thought you stood a chance!" "You forget... Android..." "Eh?" "We Saiya-jins are a... fighting tribe..." "Don't underestimate us!!" A voice from above breaks Angel's concentration. "What's this?!" "KAIOKEN x3 GALICK GUN... FIRE!!!" At Tensaiji's highest power level, she's stronger than Angel at T1. Too bad his attention was diverted. As Angel is lifted into the air, his wings retract, and gets caught by a hovering warrior. "Heh... you always were stupid!" Angel gets tossed up just high and far enough to get struck with the full effect of a, "Final Flash!" "Ugh... Maigo... you're here. I didn't think you got my message." "Miss this... not me! Rest up, then return to the fight!" "No rest for you girl! Double Tsuihikidan!" One beam hits Maigo, the other Tensaiji. "Akutenshi! You'll pay demon!! Big Bang Attack!!" "Tama Rekka!!" "Mwahaha... Deadly Shaft!!"

"Kinda hard to run away with a broken leg, huh Tetzu!? ...huh? What the..." "Shaolin Kick!" "Oofffff!!!" "Thank you... whoever you are..." "Fool... I'm not here to help you... I'm here to kick some ahhhh..." H.R.B. gets interrupted by Chaos' Kiaiho. "Renzoku Kienzan!" Teleporting around, he avoids them. From behind, he fires a Renzoku Kamehameha. He then teleports in front of him and strikes with Shin Rogafufuken. As the last hit knocks out Chaos, H.R.B. is hit with Eye Beams. "You little..." H.R.B. grabs Tetzu by his broken leg and whips him into a pond. "Hmpf... parting gift!" H.R.B. senses his brethren and teleports to their location. Once there, he sees Ryuuko and Machi both fighting Kaijuu. "Together! Duel Kakusanyudokudan!!" "Renzoku Kamehameha!!" "Omni-Beam!!" "Ahahahaha... was that supposed to hurt!?!"

"Kamehameha!" "Dodonpa!" Akutenshi evades both attacks, then comes back with his own. "Touketsuken!" Icy winds whip around the two Saiya-jins, freezing them in place. "I'm through playing..." Akutenshi holds his right hand up as ki sparks around him. "(...so close...)" A red orb appears above his hand, then it turn purple. "Asobi wa owari da! Nake! Shukketsu! Soshite shine!!" He hurls the Comet Crash at them leaving a devestatingly huge crater on the outskirts of Shenlong Park. "My work is done..."

"You are all weak... the four of you couldn't beat me... Now, feel my power!!" Four Kaijuu's appear, each behind each of his assailants, as one hover above them. The three Kaijuu's knock them all into a pile in the center of them. "Satsujinki!!" They all say. The attack(s) completely lay waste to the area... and the battle.


Next Dimension Skirmish


Three warriors stand ready to do battle, waiting for the fourth...

"..." "This is ridiculous!" "I'm not waiting anymore! Shin... Rogafufu...ken!!" The attacks fly from Konketsu's limbs. It takes all Yotaga and Frojen can do to block them. The two jump back, and notices whelps forming where they had blocked. "Amazing... You've grown stronger than I anticipated... And you, I'm surprised you're here. Ceasing your training to fight?" "Yeah well, what are ya gonna do, right? KAIOKEN YOTAGA KICK!" It catches Frojen off-guard, sending him into Konketsu's direction. "Exploder Fist!" Frojen twists in mid-air, plants his hands, then jumps over the charging Saiya-jin. Konketsu turns his head toward Frojen and powers down, just not fast enough to not hit Yotaga with the move. He goes hurtling into several pillars. Now, face to face, Frojen and Konketsu stand there. "You know... there's always a place for you in the ranks of the Judic..." "Ptooi!" Before Frojen finishes, Konketsu spits in his face. "I'll take that as a 'maybe later'..." Frojen Beam!" Konketsu blocks it, and the two rush each other using hand-to-hand combat. "Kamehameha!!" Yotaga come back and blasts the pair. "I'm not out yet...!"

Not so far away a warrior is stalking another warrior heading for the battle. "Kamehameha!" "Kakusandan!" "Thousand Spikes!" The three unload on each other. Then three ki bolts come crashing down around them. "Ainiku, torafikku no Nekusuto Dimenshon iu kira!! Ahahaha... ahem! Well then... Kamehameha!!" The Namekian warrior named Muri finally arrives, letting forth a joke and a ki beam, to which neither are appreciated and is aptly told so by Yotaga's Kamehameha, Konketsu's Sokidan and Frojen's Death Disk. The Kamehameha starts it off. The Sokidan opens him up. And the Death Disk, however, misses. "Ugh... you missed me? Even with all I was hit with, you missed me?! HA! You... [chukt!] ...ara, kuso sochi...!" What Muri didn't know is that the Death Disk returns. It did so through his legs. He falls out the air as the three continue to fight. Muri lay face down in a pool of his own blood. "...why...why... why...?" "Eh, why not!?" Lorgok shows up and ransacks Muri's zeni pouch. "Hmmm... 300 should be enough!" "Give... that back... cowardly thief!" "Hey, I maybe a cowardly thief, but I'm a 300 zeni richer cowardly thief! And you... you're a poorer, fat legless Namek! Yeah, I think I made out better. Just be glad I didn't kill you!" Lorgok walks away counting his zeni. "Little do you know... you're already dead!" Muri regenerates his legs and speeds towards Lorgok. A kidney punch causes Lorgok to wince. Muri then does a rapid attack into an ascending revolution assault. He suspends the now bloody mutant with delayed punches and kicks. Then he let's him drop. Lorgok goes straight through a pillar. As he's convulsing, Muri decends a bit. "What's that you called me... a poorer, fat legless Namek?" "N..n..n..." "I thought so... Kamehameha!!" The blast lights up the area leaving a smoking pile of rubble where Lorgok lay.

"You can't hold out forever Frojen!" "Just watch me! Rrrraaahhhhh!!!" Frojen dispenses with all this nonsense and goes Phase One. He knocks away the Super Saiya-jin with a Masenko, and hammerfists Yotaga into a Kakusandan. "You're powers are nowhere close to mine, let us end this battle without any more harm. "Fat chance..." "Not bloody likely!" Yotaga's bloody frame changes from pink to red, although it's hardly noticable, as he fires, "Kakusandan!" "What's this?!" "KAIOKEN x4 FINAL FLASH!!!!" Having gone Ultra Super Saiya-jin, Konketsu powered up his huge ki bolt and fired it on Frojen. "Wwwaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" Frojen goes flying off as Konketsu and Yotaga go their separate ways, both immensely fatigued.


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