February Battles






Zuiichi Kioi Taikai VI: Semi-Finals Matches

"Well... Hello again! It's you two guys in the semi-finals, huh? Ok, you know the rules, so... BEGIN!" Malls Lines jumps down and the match between Machi and H.R.B. starts. "Well, brother, it seems fate has dealt us the sam hand once again..." "Pfft! It doesn't matter to me, Mach... You're going down!!" H.R.B. rushes in and roundhouses Machi's ribs. Machi tumbles about. He gets up, dusting himself off. "Good kick..." Machi goes to return the favor, but H.R.B. is already prepared for it. The blind monk pulls his leg back and propells forward with a back kick to his brother's chest. H.R.B. skids back for a yard or two, then stops. "Tricky..." "Indeed! Ground Razor!" The ki strike races along the ground missing its' target. "You're getting slow Machi... keep up!" Again, Machi releases another Ground Razor, only to meet with the same results. "(Something is amiss... I sensed him there and he did not move... How...?! Of course. Clever.) Clever! Most might have figured you out earlier, but without my eyes, I lagged a bit behind. But not anymore. Haaaaaaaa!!!" "Rrrraaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!" Both warriors go Meta Human 3. "Eye Beams!!" H.R.B. merely blocks with his hand. As he brings it down Machi has implored his Bunshin technique. Now there are two. One fires a Double Tsuihikidan. The other does Kuukanteni Attacks. Being blitzed by the barrage of punches leaves H.R.B. wide open for the guided ki beams. "Uuuggghhhh!!! Bastard... always gotta play dirty!" "Like you play any other way!?" "Point." He gets up and fires a Masenko at one of the, causing him to take to the sky. He motions towards the other one, who take a defensive stance, then moves forward... in slow motion. "How do you like that gravity, Mach. It's pure weight!! Makes you wish you went to the gym more often. Come to think of it... you are looking a wee flabby!" "...baka." Machi's other half attempts to merge back with himself, but the intense gravity slows down the process to a snail's pace. "Oh no... keeping you two separated is the name of the game, since you have less willpower this way." H.R.B. shifts himself through the gravity and attacks both Machi's. To the one in the air a Ban Kokubikuri Shyou wrecks his body. To the one on the ground, H.R.B. spins his finger around and an energy ring appears around Machi. "Ready...?" H.R.B. releases Machi from his gravitational wraith as he tugs on the Galatica Donut. Machi goes flying out of the ring. "Guts Star!!" The second Machi had gotten up and blasted H.R.B. and he, in turn, goes flying out too. Machi hits the outside of the ring, then H.R.B.. The crowd doesn't know how to react. Malls Lines walks up onto the ring. "Machi is right here in the ring. Machi is also out of the ring, as is H.R.B.. But since Machi was out first, H.R.B. wins!" Machi merges back into one. "Heh... I had to try brother!" "You could have just kicked me... NO! You blast me full force in the back. And with the Guts Star technique no less!! Man that hurt!!!" "Gomene... hehehe...!" "I hear you laughing sucka!" The two help each other into the back as the next two semi-finalists arrive.


Zuiichi Kioi Taikai VI: Semi-Finals Matches

"Alright! Are you ready?" "Hai!" "Are you ready?" "Yeah I'm ready...!! I've been waiting for this..." "Then let's get it on!" "You green turbaned freak! I'll beat you back to wherever you came from!" "I sincerly doubt that." The warrior points above his head. Fei Tality is stunned and gets knocked over by a shoulder tackle. He rolls back then shoots up taking the warrior down, by surprise. Fei punches the warrior in the face with three quick jabs. And the warrior's head bounces off the ground. Fei Tality gets up believing he's knocked out. He taunts the crowd, citing "Who's next?!" "You're not done with me yet!" The warrior says as he rises. He brings his arms together. "I don't know how you got this far, but you'll not go any further! Thunder Flash!!" The ki attack washes over Fei Tality. In the end, he falls to the ground unconscious, a few shades darker. The crowd roars as the warrior is announced as the winner.


Zuiichi Kioi Taikai VI: Championship Match

H.R.B. steps up onto the platform as does his opponent. Malls Lines grabs the mic. "Since I've been informed of Jon Yasa-ba's absence. I hereby decree that the winner of this match will be the champion!" Unknown P winches. "Ha... you feel my ki already? You decided on giving up now while you still can?" "..No... Your skills are severely lacking in comparision to mine." "Hmmm... I saw your last fight. To the untrained, you seem familiar. Like a warrior whose back I had a couple of times, but I know you couldn't be..." "Couldn't I...?" "Begin!!" Unknown P rams into H.R.B., who goes with that momentum and slams him onto his back. "Shaolin Fist!" He goes to punch, but Unknown P shifts an appears above him. "(..so fast..) Waaarrgggghhhh!!!" Unknown P elbows H.R.B. into the concrete. He charges a ki bolt in his hands. As he releases it, H.R.B. flares his Ki Barrier. He barely escapes unharmed. "What the heck was that?! You trying to kill me or something?!" Sweatdrops appear on Unknown P's face. Something is putting a genuine strain on him. H.R.B. tries to not let that sidetrack him. He's here to win, or so he keeps telling himself. He gets up, "Ring Jyou No... uuwaaahh!!!" A Kikoudan hits him square in the chest and he stumbles backwards. H.R.B. blinks several times as he sees his adversary fade in and out many times while not doing anything. "(Of course...) [fzzt!] ...Hiiyyaaa!!" He teleport behind him and chops the platform, sending a slab airborne. "...Energy Ball!!" Two rings latch Unknown P to the slab. One around his neck, the other around his legs. "Well... it seems I've figured at least that part about you, whoever you are?" "Really, Human... and what's that?" H.R.B. leans over and whispers, "...you're already dead!" He smiles and powers up to break free. "It seems my time is fading, so it is time to end this... Now! Thunder Flash!!" A scorching electric fireball flies out of Unknown P's arms. As hit connects with, a guarding H.R.B., the attacker switches gears and changes moves. Converting the Thunder Flash into the, "Hyper Tornado!" "(Too strong... can't hold ou...) ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" H.R.B. gets sucked up to the tornado. "Must... get out... can't..breathe..." H.R.B. fires of a Renzoku Kamehameha to blast himself free but it just pins him to the wall of the tornado. Desprerate, H.R.B. tries to think of some way to free himself. "Atmospheric Crash!" For a second nothing happens, then the wall gets a bit thinner. H.R.B. pours more ki into the efforts. He starts to break free when, "What the? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!" [THUD!] He falls out of mid air, crashing back down into the platform. H.R.B. slowly rises, as Malls Lines grabs the mic once again. "I don't know where Unknown P went, but if he's not back in the next two minutes he forfeits!" The H.R.B. and the crowd anxiously wait. The two minutes are up and Unknown P is a no show. "Unknown P Forfeits... H.R.B. is your new champion!!!" The ghetto warrior raises his hand in victory, but hangs his head. "(...Chie!)"


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