Five and three and one,
Are what I am today,
I tried to cook and clean and wash,
But they said, "Come and play!"
Just as I felt accomplishment loom,
My business quickly turned to gloom,
Those cuties went and sealed my doom,
When, loud, I heard a great KA-BOOM!
So, five and three and one,
Today have won the game,
I have to let them win sometimes,
Or I might go insane!
