Scene: Engineering. Several crewmen are working at various 
consoles. Enter Max and B'Elanna, main doors.

MAX: So, B'Elanna, what have you been doing the last five years?

MUSIC: "Summer Nights", from "Grease"



TORRES: Delta Quadrant, found me a beau,

Cut to Bridge: Paris is at the conn, with the rest of the 
bridge crew at their stations.

PARIS:  Delta Quadrant, happened so slow,

Cut to Engineering (etc.)

TORRES: Met a pig drooling for me,
PARIS:  Met a girl tough as can be,

Split screen, Engineering and Bridge

BOTH:   Pulled away by the Array
        To, uh oh, those Voyager nights

THE CREW:  Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh! 

BRIDGE CREW:         Tell me more, tell me more
CHAKOTAY (glaring):  Did you get very far?
ENGINEERING CREW:    Tell me more, tell me more
NICOLETTI:           Like does he have a car?
(Torres rolls eyes in exasperation)

PARIS:  Fought the Kazon, saved all the crew,
TORRES: Some Vidiian split me in two.
PARIS:  Playing pool at Sandrine's old bar,
TORRES: Then some jerk gave me Pon Farr!
BOTH:   Fever fling don't mean a thing
        But, uh oh, those Voyager nights.

ALL:  Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh! 

ENGINEERING CREW:   Tell me more, tell me more
VORIK:              Was it love at first bite? 
BRIDGE CREW:        Tell me more, tell me more
TUVOK:              Did she put up a fight?
PARIS (nodding)     Uh-huh, Uh-huh, Uh-huh, Uh-huh!

PARIS:  Caught her reading Klingon romance,
TORRES: Holo-love scene? Ha! Not a chance!
PARIS:  Kept her warm, we nearly froze,
TORRES: Helped the Borg see off some foes,
BOTH:   Honour's Day, floating away,
        To, uh oh, those Voyager nights

ENGINEERING CREW: Tell me more, tell me more,
DELANEY SISTERS:  'Cause he sounds such a jerk,
BRIDGE CREW:      Tell me more, tell me more,
SEVEN OF NINE:    Does "Shut up!" really work?

TORRES: We got friendly, Jefferies tube five,
PARIS:  Some Hirogen left us alive,
TORRES: Got depression 'bout the Maquis,
PARIS:  Got demoted, under the sea,
BOTH:   Felling fine, down on Deck Nine,
        And, uh oh, those Voyager nights!

ENGINEERING CREW:  Tell me more, tell me more
HOLODOC:           Leave my camera alone!
BRIDGE CREW:       Tell me more, tell me more
HARRY KIM:         Could she get me a drone?

PARIS:  Some are saying, that's where it ends,
TORRES: He got jealous of one of my friends,
PARIS:  Got to save the Captain somehow!
BOTH:   Wonder where we're going now?
        On our own, set course for home,
        But, oh, those Voyager ni-ights!

ALL:    Tell me more, tell me more!