NEW VOY drabble: Don't Read This Crappy Story It Blows Chunks (1/1) PG (All)

Title: Don't Read This Crappy Story, It Blows Chunks.
Author: Dave Rogers
Email Address: daverogers@geocities.com
Series: VOY
Rating: PG
Codes: All
Part: 1/1
Date Posted: 5th January 2000


Don't Read This Crappy Story, It Blows Chunks.



Alarms sounded and Voyager shook from stem to stern, as the bridge 
erupted in flame and sparks.

"Shields at ten per cent, Captain!" yelled a frightened Ensign Kim.

"Phasers and photon torpedoes are offline," added Tuvok with 
inappropriate calm.

"Helm not responding, Captain," added Lieutenant Paris. "We're dead in 
space."

Janeway's eyes narrowed. It was time for the ultimate weapon. "Hail 
the Kazon ship." 

"Responding, Captain."

She turned to Chakotay. "Commander - do it."

"Maj Culluh," began Chakotay, "My people have a story..."

As the last Kazon bridge officer drifted into unconsciousness, Janeway 
gave a satisfied nod. It worked every time.


THE END