The Twinkie Story
Notice, Exhibit A, The Twinkie. The Twinkie, being full of synthetic lard, an ooey, gooey center, has been dubbed indestructible. For, Le Twinkie (French) can survive a nuclear blast, being one of two things that can. Well damn! If these things can survive a nuclear blast, why the hell don't we make houses out of these bloody things? Think About it, your sitting in your Twinkie house, thinking, 'damn, this is a good house' and suddenly, boom, nuke blows up because Saddam thought Bush had to big of ears, and yer sitting there all fine cause the house took the blast. Well man, that house saved your life. And when your bored, instant snack sitting right there. So thus concludes the twinkie, uberlicious, house building, nuke surviving good. |
