.MaH BeSt FrIeNd.
Mah best friend in tha entire world... ur more lyk tha sister god forgot 2 give me.We have been best friends for 8 years... n still goin strong, thru tha fites n everythin. I cant remember half tha shyt we pulled off n all tha trouble we got in together. This page is dedicated 2 u so u dont forget how much u mean 2 me... honestly i duno wha i do wit out u...ur always there 4 me n ill always b there 4 u...i love u ma!
Lets begin tha memories...remember when we first met. Rosella introduced us because we had tha same name. We got in trouble 4 givin mah bro tha retard test... who would of though he would of failed?lol, all tha times we played barbies, n powerrangers.. Im tha pink one damnit.or girls vs boys in all tha sports, remember all our crushes..some of them id rather not remember hahah jon g n his cousin shaun... They wish they knew us now hahaha. remember is it hot out hea or is it me??Hahah remember when u loved franky n thought he was tha one?lol the infamous.. Jeanineeeee ur dads home booooooooooooom hahah, The cardinal tickets, Slayers i kicked my own azz, Suck itttttt off tha table, I slide down a mirror, I ran into a bush on my bike lol tha adamz,A picnic in tha shed, Lesbian seagulls, Grovy babie,ruff ruff .. cuse me i think ya moms callin lol, bread crumbs wit pastachios.. u love tha way i cook.all the memz at tims... he calls me 4 footer, bobba n bob they r butt buddies.. he told me i look spanish.. is that kid a moron?it was jay.. hahahahahahha, juney n kurupta, hes doofy but robs sexzeeee lol, we won tha bet, kiwi strawberry,while u were on tha floor cracks n rob attacked me wit a pen.. beat him wit tha shoeshes... bbb whaz bbb big black n beautiful, im horney ah shyt i mean hungry, tha neen team, y is 6 afraid of 7.. cuz 7 8 9 hahahhahah in my ear, u whiped ya bra out in tha mall , tha 2pac, we gangsta, the shirt u made from tha bag, im tha one legged prosistute, waterfalls at tha feast, adan n tomato... dont go chasin waterfalls, he looked lyk he was havin a seizure, all jokes aside i was gonna throw mah self in front tha bus, mike n tha famous pole i hide behind, u look lyk u suck dik good.. u slurp it well, im rollin wit a dik headddddddddddd, lets order cinellis just 4 glen , ima 45 y/o from alaska that wants mah toes sucked. lick em up n down caress em wit ya tongue, till i say stop.booty shorts, crazy horse... im not drunk i swear, the franklin sq feast n tha car is all ima say..PETEY CRACKZ hahahah,the nite at crystalz..that was a unique nite.. joe n leni.hes afraid of the quija board"i swear ill get up n walk out".. when he kisses me he goes "come hea"we stayed up all nite wit them, hes got a.d.d.. now jayser asks us"so jeanine who did u sleep wit today?"the goddamn stairs.. all i hear is "boommmm shyt thaz tha second time i did that"leni stripped 4 us.. when tha socks came off joe sings"i got corns on mah toes..."vermont is in li, he was gonna suck mah toes, hes whipped, u guys look lyk 12 y/oz gettin drunk 4 tha first time u can kick ya own azz. tha trip 2 baldwin.. wha a day ninja n tbird, remember y they call him ninja hahahah stuck in baldwin.. mike stole mah pager so u stole tha cell... wha would posses him 2 leave me wit a cell??i kicked his car, 10 mins ill b back in 10 mins lol, the sped ed shoes"kids do u want kandy", me n mike fightin.. i got a lump on mah head, man huntttt u got tha hair fetish i got tha azz fetish, ima lesbian.. he goes so wheres ya tongue ring??"this is mah azz getcha own!"tha nike sign in mah finger, tha stalka that looks thru ya window, hittin up 4 money while ur drunk..gigi hits on me so i run 2 tha car 2 get joe n leave u there, tha twins drivin... n they wont let me drive!chino ate icecream outta mah belly button,. all america girl!!! i dont drive that bad! my dancin in my room .. hhhhhhhot doritito breathe.. watch im talk in their face lol... spike hung up on me!wtf is this shyt.. i should slay him lmfao
XoXo BeSt FrIeNdZ 4 LyFe XoXo
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