"Hey, get your hands out of your pants you fucken pervert!" -Tom Tom:Twelve Majestic lies Mark:Tom has sex with guys Tom:Mark'S mom gives head for fries Mark:Tom has 40 wives Tom: I want you all on the count fo three to say"Fuck", with me, 123... Crowd: Fuck with Me Mark: Fuck with me, why? Tom: No, I just want you to say the fuck part, not the with me part Mark: Ok so he wants you to say fuck, but he wants you to say it with him Tom: Yeah, just the fuck part, not the with me Mark: Ok, so how do we do this? Tom: It's 1,2,3... then "fuck".  Ok 1,2,3 Crowd: FUCK At the end of Please Take Me Home Tom: This is the best time we ever had Mark: Say it again Tom: This is the best time we ever had Mark: Say it again Tom: This is the best time we ever had. Mark: Say it again Tom: This is the best blow job I've ever had In the middle of Alien's Exist Tom Singing: I got an injection, of blood from the irrection, my best friend thinks I'm Just humping guys. Mark: I have something to say, this si very important Mark: (opening his mouth to say something) Tom: (interrupting) I'm gay Hey pay attention you FUCK BOOBIE!!! -Tom Mark:Uh oh, someone has lost a contact lens. We are looking for a contact lens.  I lost... Tom:(interrupting) I lost my virginity "Remember that time when I came over to your house and your brother had the peanut butter smeared all over his weiner and he was like Here boy, here, who likes the skippy, who likes the skippy peanut butter." -Mark " just wanted you to know that we are professionally suck and professionally act like a bunch os assholes up onstage" -Tom