Carousel
I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again
I stop to think at a wishing well
My thoughts send me on a carousel

Here I am standing on my own
Not a motion from the telephone
I know not a reason why
Solitude is a reason to die

Just you wait and see
As school life is a... it is a woken dream
Aren't you feelin' alone?
I guess it's just another...
I guess it's just another...
I guess it's just another night alone

As I walk down the street
I need a job just to sleep in sheets
Buying food every once in a while...
But not enough to purchase a smile

A tank of gass is a tresure to me
I know now that nothing is free
I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again

Just you wait and see
As school life is a... it is a woken dream
Aren't you feelin' alone?
I guess it's just another...
I guess it's just another...
I guess it's just another night alone

TV
When I'm at work I always rush right home for lunch
So I can check out what's up on the Brady Bunch
And when I'm walking through the front door at night
I gotta see who's winning on the Price is Right

I never dreamed that I'd spend my days
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my TV

What's happening in this world I don't care at all
But it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football
I can't even come up with my own views
I'm taught how to think by the evening news

I never dreamed that I'd spend my days
Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays
I need my TV

(sing a bunch of faggy la's out of tune here)

Strings
I would do anything and that's what scares me so bad
Don't wanna live my life alone don't wanna go back to what I had
Don't wanna spend my life without all those special things
Don't wanna walk around tied to anyone elses

STRINGS..... strings!

I would do anything and that's what scares me so bad
Don't wanna live my life alone don't wanna go back to what I had
Don't wanna spend my life without all those special things
Don't wanna walk around tied to anyone elses

STRINGS..... strings!

Fentoozler
At the risk of sounding rude
Just who the fuck do you think you are
To tell me what you expect of me today
You can take your additude
You're outta luck, you've gone way to far
If you think there's any chance I'm gonna stay

How long can I string you along
How little of myself can I give
And still make you believe I care

At the risk of sounding trite
Why the fuck do you think you're right
About every little thing that you say
And do you think that it is right
For Tom to spend another night
Writing songs about all the people he thinks are gay

How long can I string you along
How little of myself can I give
And still make you believe I care

Time
When the clock strikes two
There's just so much to do
And I can't explain what I need
Jobs and social groups
Hearing the latest news
Keeping your reputation clean

And I don't wanna worry
About being on time
I see the way you hurry
And time runs your life
Again

The difference between East and West
Money means so much less
And objects aren't so important to buy
I wish that clock
Could often just be stopped
And then we look into the time

And I don't wanna worry
About being on time
I see the way you hurry
And time runs your life
Again

Romeo And Rebecca
Walking through the grass
Another blade next to you from the ground
As the wind does pass
I notice as you feel the breath of my shout
Your words are kind
The kind that repeatedly say no
but that's alright
I'm older than you so I've got time

What's that you say
Reach out your hand
There's  a black shadow on my wall
And as I look into my mind
I can see that girls are a waste of time

We've all seen the bridge
A broken seam and a girl on one side
You think your words will work
They only work when you lay down and close your eyes
I thought of all the lines
All the right ones used at all the wrong times
But that's alright
Depression's just a sarcastic state of mind

What's that you say
Reach out your hand
There's a black shadow on my wall
And as I look into my mind
I can see that girls are a waste of time

I don't want to live alone with my broken dreams of you

21 Days
My mind wanders
As I am trying not to fall in love with you
Cause everytime I awake I ponder on my mistakes
Of what I said
It is always my esteem that I sure loose
Playing those stupid games as I always end up chasing you

I can't help myself anymore
Rehearsing my thoughts as I'm too scared to come to your door
I pushed it all aside just to stand next to you
Now you won't talk to me for something that I didn't do

Its not gonna work...

And I'm trying not to think of you
I'm all confused as I think of the things that I would do
I'm all shook up as I get all nervous inside
My emotions are something that I will always hide

Sometimes
How I wish that they would last
Moments of peace that just go through me so fast
Just when I think that they are gonna stay
Everything inside of me just starts fading away

Sometimes it seems like all I hope for just gets thrown down on the foor
And then it seems like you don't love me anymore
Sometimes I wish that I could run away
Sometimes I wish I just had something to say

She looks at me and doesn't know the words to say
But its not you I just don't feel quite right today
All these things I say and do were never planned
But how the fuck am I supposed to make you understand that...

Sometimes it seems like all I hope for just gets thrown down on the floor
And then it seems like you don't love me anymore
Sometimes I wish that I could run away
Sometimes I wish I just hand something to say

Degenerate
Crossed the street naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Pulled out some beer and gulped it down
Nude in the gutter is how I was found
Thrown in a police car and the door slammed
No noise just silence as I screamed my dick was jammed
Now in prison for on month no one to see
All I got is this guy... Ben Dover

Don't like hash-don't like rap-kicked ol' sally cause she's fat
I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a show cuz I stunk
Smoked a bong-killed a cat-had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude-I wore a thong-for a hobby I make bombs

Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge next to my... hum diddy dum
The farmer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police cam and took me away
I  saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay

Don't like hash-don't like rap-kicked ol' sally cause she's fat
I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cuz I stunk
Smoked a bong-killed a cat-had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude-I wore a thong-for a hobby I make bombs

Don't like hash-don't like rap-kicked ol' sally cause she's fat
I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cuz I stunk
Smoked a bong-killed a cat-had my nuts attacked by rats
Dad got nude-I wore a thong-for a hobby I make bombs

Point of View
Two different people, two diffrent places
Through a one way window with two different faces
Agreements are not reached, faces are forgotten
The other person's shoes, you've not got in
Stubborn minded enclosed to your own world
Wake up and see someone else's morals
Whats right to you
Might be true

Its a different point of view to you
You cannot see things that are different to me
And I can't understand why you cannot see
The things that I cannot see
I see what you don't see
I see what you don't see
I turn around and the shadows are all around me

Two different people, two different places
Through a one way window with two different faces
Agreements are not reached, faces are forgotten
The other person's shoes, you've not got in

My Pet Sally
I'm gonna wanna see myself with someone too
Friends I don't pay are friends I never knew
So I took a chance and got some help from a few
And I got a long and skinny friend to talk to

Cause I have the time and the liberty
To play with my pet Sally
Please don't go away
Sally please!

No more lonely showers and un-eaten food
My salamander has hygiene too
And he thinks of me the way I think of you
The only next step is for him to say 'I do'

Sally please don't go away!
I won't be living in yesterday
The lonely nights
Getting beat up by gays in bar fights

Reebok Commercial
You are better than me
Girls, money and everything I
Try to compete with you
But you beat me at everything I do
I see in you
The things that I would like to be
But I'm diffrent from you
So you will have to be like me

I cannot be bought
My personality is what I choose
I was brought up with out a silver cup
I won't covet the things owned by you
For all the world
Material things are now more and more
Jealousy for you and me
I won't covet the things owned you your store

I cannot be bought
My personality is what I choose
I was brought up without a silver cup
I won't covet the things owned by you

Toast and Bananas
Do you wanna know what I think of you?
Cause you're not the way I thought you should be
Do take back what you said
Its time to fix... its time to fix your head
And now all alone... one's less than two
I've never been better off living lonely
To listen to what you say
I COULDN'T CARE LESS OF WHAT YOU SAY!!!!

What did you think of me acting this way
I guess you never really thought at all
Is that what you call your brain
Is that why I call you hang up on me
I wanted to know I didn't wanna lose
Now I'm a man that's just living small
Listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say

To me as I walk alone
I'd much rather be riding prone
Than to be just another one you're lame to

I wanted to know I didn't wanna lose
Now I'm a man that's just living small
Listen to what you say
I couldn't care less of what you say

To me as I tune you outta my mind
Won't bend over backwards or take another step ahead
To hear from you again

Don't talk to me as I walk alone
I'd much rather be riding prone
Than to be just another one you're lame to

Don't talk to me as I tune you outta my mind
Won't bend over backwards or take another step ahead
To hear from you again

Don't talk to me as I walk alone
I'd much rather be riding prone
Than to be just another one you're lame to

The Family Next Door
Oh how your mom is so inbread (she's so inbred)
Last night I caught your mother
With your brother in her bed (with your brother in bed)
Five arms ten legs and four toes (the bitch has got four toes)

But when you fuck your family I guess thats just the way it goes
(When you fuck your family I guess thats just the way it goes)

But don't worry
Your mom is not the only one (she's not the only one)
Because just the other night
I caught your dad taking your brother's temperature
With his thumb
When you go to his house
Don't kneel or squat (don't kneel or squat)
Before you know it his dad will tie your dick in a knot
With this tounge

But when you fuck your family I guess thats just the way it goes
(When you fuck your family I guess that's just the way it goes)

Transvestite
My mom... she's not a woman anymore
She dresses like...
Dresses like...
Dresses like...
Dresses like a man
She's not as feminine as she used to be before
Now she is so damn masculine

I close my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door

My mom's not the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass

My mom's not quite the woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor

I close my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door

My mom's a...
My mom's a...
My mom's a transvestite
My mom's a...
My mom's a...
My mom's a transvestite
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