Mark... "Lets hear it for blow jobs everyone." "We are not a stars. We are all just dorks in a band" "I do not have a girlfriend, I have a dog." "I think age is just a stupid number." "We want people to take care of there butts, because we have to make sure they're clean." "Look at me... look at me... I need the attention, oooh I'm punk rock I got some tatoos, I got some piercings. If I'm gonna get some piercings then I want everyone to see it...I don't need to advertise my punkness. A real punk doesn't need to show off...Its like a Karate man... the Karate man bleeds on the inside. A real punk is punk on the inside." "They always want to see how big our penises are." "Disney movies are f*cking bitching." "Never let anyone tell you how to live your life." "We're like Fisher-Price: My first punk band." "I don't like wine. I like mixed drinks. I don't even like beer... Beer is for men, cocktails are for gentlemen." "For me, sex with a girl is a race to orgasm, and I am undefeated." "My sex life has always been a let down to the other person" "I haven't grown up at all since I was a freshmen in high school. And neither has my penis." "Do I look feminine when I stand like this?" "Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable." "Some people think we're idiots and perverts, which we are." "We don't want to act like adults. Anybody who can stay in a state of adolescence will be much better off later on. Look at people who are working nine-to-five jobs out of college, and look at professional skateboarders or guys in punk bands. See who's having more fun." "I came up with a little formula, if you write songs about girls you get girls at show. We write a lot of songs about girls." "This type of music has a limited time span so we have to evolve and do the best we can now." "Our take on punk is really just fun: it's fun to offend people and do what we want to. But it isn't that offensive. We make music for ourselves and everybody else who gets it. It's a lifestyle scene. If you don't get it you don't have to listen." "I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off." "This is a scene and the bands that have been in it a long time deserve the breaks. Doesn't mean they've changed. We haven't. We're still writing songs about girls." "I study that stuff, man, UFOs ... I'll tell you that I think in the next year the US government is going to come out and admit that aliens have visited Earth. The reason I think that is that I listen to this radio show at home which deals with all this stuff." "Masturbate A LOT!"Travis... "Everything is beautiful in this band. Its much simpler than the nine piece I was in before." "We are just a silly little punk band." "Who's beer is this?"

Thank you to Matt Saunders from allpunk.co.uk  for the band quotes!